wintersshield:

nudityandnerdery:

gertruderobinsonscat:

I hope that “between the crematorium and the dildo store” becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible. Sort of like how we still use the phrase “crossing the Rubicon” two thousand years after the event. 

Between a cock and a charred place

(via ifridiot)