Fanfic Time: Don’t Pity Me part 1
The following fiction is DarkFic. As such, it contains horrible things happening to good people. It’s also very much NSFW, and will be tagged as such.
People who are triggered by: abuse, rape, violence, people being asshats, and/or squicky things, skip my blog for fifty-six days.
You have been warned.
Bluh.
I am tired.
I am tired because my best beloved decided that the best of all possible times to play Halo with a younger sibling was 3A-fucking-M whilst I was in the next room trying to simultaneously recover from a throat-scarring lurgi and y'know - SLEEP.
But that’s not the important bit.
The important bit is that, in the throes of insomnia, I have come up with possibly the most offensive two-line joke in the history of two-line jokes.
And it’s under the cut.
Warning: this joke could possibly trigger/offend EVERYONE. Living or dead. Real or fictional. Saint or sinner.
Here there be dragons: