rockpapercynic:

Tried, tested and true.

(Source: rockpapercynic.com, via annoyed-claude)

weirdlet:

sci-fantasy:

thegreatlukeski:

Share if you relate to this:

Rich fantasy lives…
Our quests and our tribes and our Babylon Fives.
Until something better than this world arrives,
We’ll lead rich fantasy lives.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.

(via weirdlet)

A joke for the 99%

The government today announced that it is changing  its national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actualy being screwed.