Lost Details - InterNutter - The Adventure Zone (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]
Most self-indulgent slippage of fingers yet. Adult-level shenanigans mentioned within the story.
And some puns.
![Guys, I doodled a Taako whilst working on comics about my mental issues.
[more comics and other rando shit are on my Instagram]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7f65d24ee8ceaa5b513cff193d94953c/tumblr_oymldy8sR61r4ndfvo1_500.png)
Guys, I doodled a Taako whilst working on comics about my mental issues.
[more comics and other rando shit are on my Instagram]
One Day Out of Neverwinter - InterNutter - The Adventure Zone (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]
…darn these slippery fingers of mine.
THB on their first official adventure. Taako sees Merle’s butt.
Price of Admission - InterNutter - The Adventure Zone (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]
My fingers slipped. Again.
I don’t know why, but I keep writing these angsty Taako and Angus Bond minifics.
Drought Breaker - InterNutter - The Adventure Zone (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]
All ten of my fingers slipped again.
This time, it’s Taako’s process of making the Candlenights’ Elderflower Macaroons.
My fingers slipped
And I actually wrote and finished an entire Ango/Taako found family fic.
Boom.
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Completely Random TAZ:BA Thought #3
Taako listens patiently to Angus reading him the Caleb Cleveland series, because he’s usually cooking and doesn’t have time to read. He’s heard every book all the way through except one.
It’s called Caleb Cleveland and the Sinister Chef. And it’s based, very loosely, on the tragic event in Glamour Springs.
On the first reading, Angus got as far as the bodies in the fairgrounds before Taako had a full-on panic attack and actually drops and ruins the dish he’d been working on.
Angus realises why in seconds, and puts the book away. Hides it from Taako so that he should never find it. That book used to be his favourite because it was based on a real live unsolved murder. He never thought he’d be reading it to the chief suspect who still, despite everything, felt guilty about it all.
It’s years before Taako asks, “Did Caleb catch the chef? In your book?”
Angus lies for the first time in his life. “No. He deduces that someone else used the chef as a pawn in a complicated land grab ploy. And that’s the guy that Caleb gets, sir.”
His ruse isn’t discovered for centuries.
Completely random TAZ:BA thought #2
Taako is exactly one inch shorter than Lup. He’s used to being in heels so he can be the same height or slightly higher than his sister.
Merle notices [being closer to the target] during TSC and drops the “lot of heel for a guy” line.
Taako takes this as a frikkin’ challenge.
Every day after that he just… rocks higher and higher heels until they’re just… ridiculous and is like, “Anything to say, half-pint? Anything to SAY?” until Merle apologises.
And then Taako goes back to the former two-inch heels in a huff.
The twins are just a little bit defensive about their heights.
Completely random TAZ:BA thought
Pre the IPRE launch, Lucretia didn’t know that Lup and Taako were twins for like five months. They worked in different labs on the Light and whatnot. Lup was using more incendiary shit and Taako was working on transmutation. Lucretia was getting reports with nearly identical scribbled signatures [the twins have fucking sloppy sigs].
And then one day she asks either of the twins how they can get such a fuckload of work done and they’re like…
“What?”
“You do literally twice the work of anyone else on the team. How can you study two different disciplines at once?”
And after that twin is done laughing their arse off, they get Lucretia to sit perfectly still in one spot like, “Trust me, this is going to be fucking GOLD.” And then they piss-bolt straight to their sib and are all, “Come on ya gotta come with me right now, you will fucking SCREAM.”
And then they both arrive and Lucretia’s staring at nearly fucking identical elves like, “What. The. Shit.” And the twins are laughing so hard they’re crying and DROOLING and nearly collapsing in a heap.
The rest of the crew doesn’t let her forget that for like twenty worlds, either.
Challenge #01746-D285: Why Not Have Both?
Don’t be eye candy, be soul food. – Anon Guest
After the Hunger War, things were relatively quiet. Never too quiet, because despite the differences that were buried to literally fight for life, people liked to remember a grudge or three. The Bureaux of Balance went public and attempted to help keep a lid on things.
And despite semi-retirement, it wasn’t that much of a shock to see living legends turn up in situations loaded with strife. Well. Technically three living legends, two semi-undead legends, and the Grim Reaper if things were really horrible.
Taako was easy to spot. He was the one in the most ‘extra’ outfit. He cashed in on fame, and like any elfin wizard with a lot of money, blew it all on his jackdaw-esque jewelry and fashion collection. Which included platform heels. Merle, squat and stumpy as always, took one look at his bejeweled friend (and his bejeweled wardrobe) and said, “I thought Magnus was the designated target in this game.”