Challenge #02458-F268: Simple Pleasures
“Okay, I’m going to ask again, and this time you better give me an answer that makes some fragging sense… HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL SANITY DO YOU ‘MISPLACE’ AN EIGHT-FOOT-TALL PIG-MAN?!” – Anon Guest
“Okay, firstly, the correct term is Peccaroid…”
“Actually, firstly, the matter at hand is how the hell they managed to go missing. If the cops see them, they’re going to wind up in some super-luau.”
“Or on the force?” Lucas attempted a grin, but the joke wasn’t that funny, even the first time. “Okay, so I swear they were right behind me when I went into the kitchen to fix us some food, but when I turned around…”
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Challenge #02406-F216: Fight For Friendship
I now have two goals: kill the gods and lift [Name] out of depression. – RecklessPrudence
It is a terrible thing to have ones gods betray you. The Lady of Death has but one philosophy, so she tends to listen to those who are loyal to her. The Goddess of life and creation, on the other hand, has a lot of Views about who her worshippers should associate with.
By showing mercy to a Gnoll, Tan the Merciless has been forsaken by his god. He… has not taken it well. If he wishes to work the will of his Goddess, he must try and hope that she misremembers who his allies are. His Lady has a unique hatred of Gnolls like me, and she will hear no defences.
I started with one goal - to survive one more day. Now that that goal is guaranteed, and my friend has his troubles because of me… I have two goals, now: kill the gods, and lift Tan the Merciless out of his depression.
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