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The vice does thrive
Though its been deprived
And the vice will gnaw
With its cosmic maw
The vice… does tight

—The Vice Quadrant
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electrifyingsoiree:
“ayy if you guys could spam this?????????? She’s amazing and deserves so so sO much
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Not sure if it’s illegal to tweet this if you’re a grownup so signal boost.

electrifyingsoiree:

ayy if you guys could spam this?????????? She’s amazing and deserves so so sO much

Not sure if it’s illegal to tweet this if you’re a grownup so signal boost.

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I’m that desperate for new SPG stuff that I dreamed a new song.

Pity for all of us that my subconscious could only summon “Shine on, you crazy diamond. Shine on, shine on” on endless loop.

Still sounded firkin fantastic though

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Challenge #00849-B118: Tough Crowd

A species that has a language where musical vocables (La, de, dum, da etc.) are all either swearwords or very rude.

“I d-d-d-d-don’t know what happ-p-p-ened,” complained Rabbit.

“We were going so well,” said The Spine. “It doesn’t compute… it doesn’t compute…”

“…i don’t want to be mus-ic-ians an-y-more…” sulked Hatchworth.

Pete 17, urgently directing repair teams of Walter Workers, took a deep breath. “What the heck happened? Everybody loves your music…”

“I dunno,” said Rabbit. “W-w-w-one minute, I was all, ‘Attune your ears to the g-grinding gears’, and the n-n-n-next, it was a rrrr-rrr-riot.”

“They don’t like Brass Gog-gles,” said Hatchworth, huddled in a corner.

Realisation hit like a truck. “I told you not to put that in the set list,” complained Pete 17. “I told you for a very good reason. Do any of you remember what that was?”

Hatchworth put up his hand. “I know, Mis-ter Wal-ter! Pick me!”

Sigh. “Yes, Hatchy.”

“The cul-ture and lan-guage of this plan-et puts our lyr-ics in the naugh-ty box.”

“What?” said Rabbit.

“We were sing-ing rude words.”

There was a moment of relative silence. Filled by the noise of tools and urgent repairs.

Finally, there was a single summary of realisation from The Spine. “Oops.”

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trekkiebeth:

Photo shoot outtakes! | photos by trekkiebeth

I included the second one just for Chelsea.

davidmichaelbennett - please get those gloves repainted. Or upgraded. Or something. The Spine is supposed to be the shiny one.

…unless there’s a neglectful humans subplot going on that I’m unaware of…

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Pros and Cons of watching the SPG rehearsal livestream

Pro: Closest I’m going to get to seeing them live for a very very very very VERY long time

Con: Closest I’m going to get to seeing them live for a very very very very VERY long time

Pro: OMG these dorks are totes adorbs I want to hug them

Con: I can’t :(

Pro: Li’l Steve staring right at me through a camera

Con: Fucking lag

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emmi-kat:
“davidmichaelbennett:
“There’s like some falling water and a bunch of trees here. (at Yosemite National Park - Tunnel Overlook)
”
David is unimpressed, Nature. Try again.
”
“Those mountains need to be chocolate.”
“I bought this fork along...

emmi-kat:

davidmichaelbennett:

There’s like some falling water and a bunch of trees here. (at Yosemite National Park - Tunnel Overlook)

David is unimpressed, Nature.  Try again.

“Those mountains need to be chocolate.”

“I bought this fork along for nothing.”

temptation to ‘shop those mountains into being chocolate rising…

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officialsteampoweredgiraffe:
“Engineer-eteers! Samuel Luke will be streaming his art at about 1pm PST today, and we’d love if you could join us! This is only the second exclusive art stream that we’ve run, so please come help us make sure it...

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Engineer-eteers! Samuel Luke will be streaming his art at about 1pm PST today, and we’d love if you could join us! This is only the second exclusive art stream that we’ve run, so please come help us make sure it works!

Not an Engineer-eteer yet? Join now for as little as $2 a month and you’ll be able to kick it off right with this stream!

http://steampoweredgiraffe.com/engineers/

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"Photographic Memories (PROTOTYPE)" by David Michael Bennett

lesbian-powers-activate:

toasted-rabbit:

settheredeyesloose:

piranhapunk:

frillious:

davidmichaelbennett:

I’ve been getting a lot of tumblr fan mail in my inbox asking for the lyrics to my Photographic Memories song.

Here be them!

Photographic Memories (PROTOTYPE)
by David Michael Bennett

[Intro]

Hope is very hard when
Hope is very hard when we
put ourselves out to sea

We’ve taken all the right steps
taken all the right steps but
which doors open with our keys

All the neon fires fired in our brains
We were thinking that the our world was in danger
but then we entered the fray

All the rest they could
not compare, your
smile said that you cared
and It felt so wonderful

Now all these memories I can’t
wash them away, they are
destined to stay
and they feel like a heaven,
those pho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-tah-
graphic memories
and they’ll die on with me

[Interlude]

All your faults I did
cherish them all, I
helped you up when you’d fall
You did the same for me too

Into my life, you a-
rrived right on time, you
must have been a sign
and now I am left with all these
pho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-tah-
graphic memories
and they’ll die on with me

[Interlude]

Your eyes
burn two giant holes
straight to my heart
my love spills out
concurs you whole
now we’re swimming

around in the love
and soaks into our skin
though mine is metal
and yours is flesh
our differences make this the best

Love in town and we skip to every destination
we’re putting on show everywhere we go
sparks fly from my lips
its an electric kiss
Static abound, frequency sounds
hand-in-hand we dance around
I’m generating lots of love holding your hand
They can hear our motors turning across the land

[Interlude]

Hope is very hard when
Hope is very hard when you’ve
lost the thing you had before

I took all the right steps
I took all the right steps and I
unlocked and opened the right door

All the neon fires died out in my brain
I grew numb to that feeling of pain
Why did you have to go?

All the rest they could
never compare, your
smile showed me that you cared
and It felt so wonderful

All those memories I can’t
wash them away, they are
embedded in my brain
and I am all alone now
with these
pho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-tah-
graphic memories
and they’ll die on with me

reblogging again because does anyone else hear the tiny, pained sigh after he stops singing?

it’s heartbreaking

this is my favorite song on the face of the earth ok
nothing compares to the feels i feel

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN YUUUUS

YES
YES
YEEEA
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG
AND I CAN FIND IT
NOWHERE

I have missed this song so muuccch

OH YAY IT’S BACK! I really hope this becomes an official SPG song some day

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rats-in-the-walls:
“ machiavelli1601:
“ alarmbark:
“ lizard lizard
”
I like how it’s just accepted that an infant is an animal
”
It is
”
Is it mean of me that I want something similar done with the robots of SPG?
I mean, The Jon would definitely be...

rats-in-the-walls:

machiavelli1601:

alarmbark:

lizard lizard

I like how it’s just accepted that an infant is an animal

It is

Is it mean of me that I want something similar done with the robots of SPG?

I mean, The Jon would definitely be “eat everything” and Hatchy would be “fate accepted” [poor woobie child let me hug you]. I figure Rabbit would be “sensory overload” :D

Bonus points for figuring out The Spine and adding Steve Negrete.

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