lizard lizard
I like how it’s just accepted that an infant is an animal
It is
Is it mean of me that I want something similar done with the robots of SPG?
I mean, The Jon would definitely be “eat everything” and Hatchy would be “fate accepted” [poor woobie child let me hug you]. I figure Rabbit would be “sensory overload” :D
Bonus points for figuring out The Spine and adding Steve Negrete.
(Source: donthavethetime, via the-ghost-who-sold-the-world)
He’s so unhappy about this.
…System initializing…
….10%….20%….30%….40%….50%….
The Spine expanded his awareness from internal systems to external stimuli. What there was of his thought processes encompassed, What have they done this time?
60%….
Ever since the military decided he should have a stealth reconnaissance form, they had done things with his humanoid body or his snakelike spine-self. They just couldn’t help themselves. His robot siblings thought it was the greatest joke in the world to start his day with some kind of prank.
70%….
Most of the time, it was something simpler, like fake facial hair glued to his silver features. Once, they decorated him like a Christmas tree. And, usually, they exchanged his trademark fedora for something ludicrous and loudly colourful.
80%….
This time… it wasn’t.
90%….
Not only had they carefully, expertly removed his detachable spine from the rest of his body, but someone had taken the extra time to tie a knot in him.
100%…. NumberOneSilver fully initialized error checksum 0. Thank you for choosing Walter Robotics.
The Spine opened his eyes. Flexed the links in his famous titanium alloy body part. Began to work his way loose.
And while he was doing so, he knew just who to blame.
“RRRRRAAAAAAAABBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!”
The robots get upgraded to run on solar power.
Beam Powered Giraffe
The robots go to a haunted house.
Scream Powered Giraffe
The robots go viral.
Meme powered Giraffe.
(via ohpierre)
SPG COSPLAYERS
So instead of spending 10 dollars on a thing of Mehron, I bought this for 3 dollars online. It shipped fast and when I put it on, one Finger dab covered my whole cheek!!! It spread so evenly too!
You can order them here: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/elf/eyes/eyeshadow/smudge_pot
Does the white make an acceptable substitute for silver? Or are you using other colours?
Great news for Engineer-eteers
The site and forum are up and running again.
Hugs and kisses for davidmichaelbennett :3 Thanks for fixing it so fast.
HUZZAH!
Steam Powered Giraffe Website Down.
Hello everyone!
We wanted to inform you all that Steam Powered Giraffe’s Engineer-eteer site, forums, and comic are all down currently and are not accesable.
We are working to get everything back up and working as soon as we can.
Thank you for your patience!Ima trying…
(via pipsqueaktheautomaton)
Check out our newest music video!
The Spine covers the song “Cellophane” by Sia.
Well whaddaya know…
davidmichaelbennett-deactivated:
Nah, I don’t have time to do another cover.
Tooooooo many projects going on right now. :)
I swear, I am telling the truth.
You can trust your good buddy David Michael Bennett…man of his word…all the time…no question.
It’s been officially denied!
New cover is in the works. Clip and all.
::breaks out the party poppers and the curlytoots::
We sacrificed some of the SPG fans on the sacrificial altar as an offering to the hotdog god
I missed being a hot dog? This Bites
We relished in the festivities
This is the Wurst day ever.
Don’t be such a Brat
All of my friends are a bunch of weiners
Looks like some of ya’ll need to ketchup on the pun war
I think y'all have been bread for it
(via ohpierre)