The Kookaburra: Where’s my f*ckin’ sausage, ya drongo?
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pumpkin-spice-fartte)
I have been fed for the month, thank you.
…on broccoli? With cheese sauce?
Their witches are girlfriends so they’re bffs.
(best familiar friends)
They’re planning an ocean voyage to a wedding. Anyone know where to get a boat? Perhaps in a nice shade of pea green?
(Source: jeffrey-lebowski, via buellersfueller)
Why do they want to eat us
I guess we’ll never know
But we perform’d the ritual
So we’re reapin’ what we sowed
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
How eyeronic
get off my post
You don’t have to lash out
Eye see what you did there…
I’m so done with Tumblr.
Who else reckons these awful punsters should be iris‘ted?
(Source: grizzlyacorn-blog, via the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d)