anonymousalchemist:

terezis:

anonymousalchemist:

terezis:

this is an extremely niche post that only i will find funny but in high school there was this group of guys who always dressed up once a week and they called it “tie thursday” 

high school au… but every day is tie thursday for kravitz…

are you suggesting to me that kravitz is that One Guy who wears a suit to high school. 

are you suggesting that he isn’t

omfg. kravitz is that weird kid who wears a suit every day but i mean, he looks nice, and the suits fit real nice? they’re not like, shitty suits. taako keeps vague tabs on him because you know, thats the guy who wears a suit to school. 

second quarter krav and taako have gym together. kravitz comes out of the locker room wearing an MCR t-shirt and a panic! at the disco sweatshirt. 

“oh my GOD you’re a closet emo,” taako wheezes. 

“what?” kravitz says. 

this is their first conversation. 

Taako is the one guy who reads the (highly sexist) dress code that the PTA comes up with and deliberately flaunts wearing all the shit that’s specifically on the girls-only do-not-wear list. Replete with off-the-shoulder bra strap.

Of course he looks fabulous doing it. Why wouldn’t he? Those outfits are on point.

He’s also the kid who runs the “Dress Code Covers” portion of the school and purposely gives code-shamed girls big shirts with loud text that reads, “I GAVE MY TEACHER A BONER SO NOW I HAVE TO WEAR THIS SHIRT (while that disgusting pedo still gets to teach)”

…so, basically, that one kid who’s permanently in detention and whose parent/guardians are actually WORSE to deal with than the kid.

Lup’s fucking proud of him.

Meanwhile, Linda of the PTA is fuming at the whole Taaco family because they’re inherently immoral [because Lup is trans. Because Taako is gay. Because the parental/guardians have this WAY of twisting Linda’s words around so that Linda is suddenly the bad guy. And Taako always critiques her Vegan Organic Soy Gluten Free Lemon Bars [”They taste like ass, Linda.” And for other offerings, “Herbs exist, Linda.” or, “Why did your ancestors go all over the globe for spices if you can’t even handle a single peppercorn, Linda?”]

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