webcomicname:

(Source: webcomicname, via geekyday)

queennati:

prospails:

this is all i got

Yes

(via meefling)

betterbemeta:

You’re white? OMG, I dated a white guy once you know. He taught me how to make microwave tortellini and how to ruin the economy

ambris-art:

pizzadut:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

Always reblog

(Source: ultrafacts, via watchiist-moved-blog1)

When you are in show and the Skyshark alarm sounds

ravenruth-art:

(Source: ruthhernandez-art)

ardendeservesbetter:

ardendeservesbetter:

ted cruz is terminating his campaign because it’s no longer “viable” but I think he should be forced to carry it to term anyway

I mean he knew there was a possibility of losing it when he entered the race. he needs to accept the consequences. his campaign staffers shouldn’t have to suffer as a result of his irresponsibility. if he wasn’t prepared for this outcome he never should have decided to run.

(Source: heterokatedison, via youve-doomed-us-all-jerk)

lopbunnyboy:

daveactualstrider:

lyinginbedmon:

marblespiders:

egobuzz:

egobuzz:

when in doubt just ask a dog 

someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please 

better response than expected!

IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME THAT MESSAGE?!

(via cyberneticspacerock)

meefling:

rosedai:

isitthattimealready:

bardicanomaly:

The bone queen and his family in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I don’t think

I love this so much for your time and money

omg i love doing these things w/ my friends ?? ok here we go

the fact I can see it as well be a little more time with the best of the day before

The fact I can do is go home to my mom just said I can see you soon and I’m

Mine are blank. Let’s see if this primes it…

The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of school tomorrow and I’m still

(Source: corrodedink, via meefling)

virginiaisforhaters:

Wow it’s almost like most of human history has been about controlling women… or something…

(via carry-on-my-wayward-wuffles)

ommanyte:

I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this

(via meefling)