Things are a little different because I tried transferring a photoshop file into Krita and I still don’t know how everything works. I may fix this picture at a later time.

For the first time in LITERAL YEARS, this edition is Pay What You Want! I can do this because there’s no other’s IP in there. Yay. So you, my dear readers, get to decide how much a year of my mental toil is worth.

Please buy generously and reblog this post far and wide. Thank you.

InterNutter.org is down?

I need y’all to do me a quick favour and go check my hub site for me. I’m getting a 502 error [bad gateway] and so is MeMum. If y’all are getting that error too, I know that downforeveryone is giving me horseshit about the site actually being live.

So please go to https://www.internutter.org and if it’s live, get back to me.

Thanks much.

Help me?

I’ve been trying for literal years to get my hands on a legal copy of the A Monster in Paris soundtrack. Preferably in English. It was NEVER available in iTunes. Not in Australia.

I can’t get it via Spotify

Bandcamp doesn’t seem to have it.

Ebay and Gumtree fucking suck because no quality control.

Amazon won’t sell it to me from the US site and the Aus site just plain doesn’t have it.

I tried ordering it via an actual store and they said the manufacturer stopped making them.

My only recourse, shy of asking all of you, my dear readers, is looking up the latest answer to Pirate Bay and bootlegging that fucker. I would rather keep to the law, please.

So. With all that in mind. Where can I legally get a copy of that CD?

Dear peeps in areas with elections going on:

GO VOTE!

If you haven’t registered to vote, register for next time. This is important.

It’s the one way you can have your say in how your country is run. Do it.

How to help laterunners in the Inkitt contest

When you go to the writing contest, the first stories you see are the ones that have been around long enough. First in, best dressed.

So please do the following:

• Click on the link that says “Latest” and read from the newest stories to the oldest.
• Vote for all the ones that really get to you
• Leave helpful reviews for their authors
• Share links to those stories, and the writing contest, across all your favourite social media streams

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