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Challenge #01890-E066: One Firelit Evening in the Middle of Nowhere — Steemit

“Dave… we get it. You made fire with some sticks and shit. That does not make you king of the mountain or even king of fire. This is a skill that cavemen could do, Dave. Cave. Men.”

“None of you assholes could do it,” said Dave. At least he’d stopped jabbing his ‘fire stick’ around while he was jubilantly dancing.

“Still fuckin’ hurt, Dave,” said Bob, rubbing his arm. “That thing was hot.”

“Dur. I just started a fire with it.”

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