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Challenge #01880-E056: Truly Heavenly? — Steemit

Everyone knows that Hell is circular. This is because the sins come around to bite a soul on the arse. One way or another. What is less known is that Heaven is a cube. It is full of Angels, a Dragon, and a certain number of virgins chanting “Glory, Glory, Glory,” forever. It’s in the Bible. Look it up. According to the scripture, it is eternal worship, or eternal pain. For the remainder of existence.

The sprits who are deemed pure enough to enter biblical heaven don’t even know what they’re missing out on. They are wrapped in the obligation to worship, because the entity in charge actually likes that. Glory. Praise. Power. All of it. They can never get enough.

And in the other place…

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Challenge #01814-D353: A Deal's a Deal — Steemit

“Anything your heart desires,” said the lord of all evil. The standard contract was not only long but in incredibly myopic print. The only legible words were, sign here. “All for one little thing that you’re not even certain could exist.”

“I only want one thing,” Marvin said, signing his name in blood. “A good friend.”

Lucifer raised an eyebrow. “Oh… kay? Eternity of torment after you die for… a friendship?”

“Well, I don’t have anyone at all, so… yeah. Worth it.”

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Challenge #01508-D047: The Nature of Hell

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“Due to a loophole in the system, people can escape hell and get to heaven after death. You go to hell and all you see is Satan, just sitting there playing the harmonica. Everyone left him and now he’s all alone.” – @callmegallifreya

Jean Paul Sartre said that hell is other people. He could not be more wrong. Though other people have their disadvantages, the true hell is loneliness. Hell was made to be vast, with room to every sinner in existence. It was made to be unpleasant. It has room to contain every nightmare.

But sinners are sinners for a reason. They lie, cheat, and steal. And all the other things. It’s no great stretch for a soul, once in hell, to immediately look for loophole. After all, what is sin without redemption? So all mortal sinners find their way out of hell. It takes time and effort, but time, at least, is meaningless in hell. Effort, however, is triple.

Nevertheless, eventually, all souls leave hell except one.

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