A social experiment for real men

WARNING: This social experiment is only for REAL MEN who are completely secure in their masculinity and are willing to go the distance and not wuss out at the first sign of trouble. If you, for any reason, feel you are not up to the challenge, then don’t come crying to me. I fucking warned you.

You will need:

• Pins/stickers/a shirt that reads “I am participating in a social experiment. Please act normally”.
• Some balloons.
• Some wettasoil™ or any other silicone-based liquid thickener
• Water
• Superglue/surgical glue
• A marker
• Shaving equipment
• A diary or other means of taking notes
• A working knowledge of self defence
• BALLS of STEEL

The full explanation of the experiment is under the cut. Wussy men may skip the rest of this post.

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