Daily OpusEverything I write is freely rebloggable. Just keep the source and tell people about my books :D [Until I decide otherwise, my pronouns are Ze/Hir/Hirself. As in "Ze went to the shops to get hir medication hirself". Thank you for the respect.]
Dungeons and Dragons is wild. I asked mom to help me work through some of the sample character sheets so I could figure out how the stats worked and we ended up spending a couple hours playing an improvised two person game where we play two friends—an Enormous fighter lady and a barrel shaped female dwarf cleric—doing heroics and adventures for the sole purpose of raising enough money to start a small inn, which we spent a solid quarter of game play debating the name for
I was not even conscious of the passage of time, we both sort of blacked out into a fugue state of fantasy “yes and” and woke up with three dead goblins and 15 more gold
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!
Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts.
We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE
I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT.
::bows with a flourish::
There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.
They’d been running for days with their prisoner locked away in the brig. Everytime they stopped for more than one standard hour for repairs that accursed ship would show up on their radar.
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“Where’d you get that human of yours?”
“She was breaking out of prison and let me come too. She said the only reason was because I gave her part of my lunch one time.”
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“How did the prisoner escape?!”
“Somehow it got to the circuitry in the wall and seems to have torn at anything it could get its hands on.”
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“You know, our species did land on Terra once centuries ago.”
“Oh, yeah? Why didn’t you guys stick around?”
“The scouting crew apparently encountered a giant creature that tried to kill them. The planet was deemed too dangerous.”
“… Is… Was there a description?”
“ I remember the text describing it as ‘large, covered in fibrous keratin with claw and fangs.’”
“… Oh my gods. I can’t believe aliens got scared away by a single bear.”
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Xe couldn’t believe it. Xe wanted to scrub their sensors in shock but xe couldn’t give the enemy such an advantage. There stood the human that had been the bane of xyr existence. “How are you here?! I killed you!”
The human (foul and loathsome) grinned, flashing their canines in a show of aggression. “You’re going to have to do more than cut off my arm if you want to kill me!”
