yourplayersaidwhat:

The Firbolg of our party went in search of food for the rest of us.

DM: You find the wildest berries you’ve ever seen.

Other player: In fact, they are so wild they are savage. They even roast you.

DM: They are barberryans.

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat, via sapphireswimming)

nonbinary-dean-winchester:

shirecorn:

aphorisnt:

shirecorn:

syberfire117:

shirecorn:

hamptercatapult:

dracophile:

xelayxes:

xelayxes:

dankmemeuniversity:

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I have drawn him….
The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now
And here’s the photo evidence:

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

(via faireladypenumbra)

yamino:

almualimbeatbox:

benkling:

I’ve previously described the brain anomaly that crowds my head with auditory hallucinations based on overlapping chord progressions.

(It’s why I like to make mashups & why I’m so paranoid composing original music.)

This song is a cleaned up rendering of what happens in my head when I hear the Magnolia Progression [ I I7 IV iv {optional V} ].

You can download it for free here.

Here’s an older & intentionally messier one [link]

Holy shit. This is amazing. People yell and scream like just overlapping two songs that don’t do anything is the best thing ever but this is on an entirely different level.

Downloaded, added to my iPod, on repeat forever.

Love this!

(Source: kris-allen1359-deactivated, via spaceywhalez)