20 Pillowfort keys!

internutter:

internutter:

I had $100 spare, so I did what I did last time, and bought some pillowfort keys to rescue the less fortunate from this hellsite.

Teh Rulz:

1. First come, first serve
2. One per customer
3. No porn blogs
4. Following me on either platform is not necessary
5. Reselling the keys is evil
6. If you get the opportunity, pay it forward (as in: buy a key and give it away in a similar fashion)

I will be periodically reblogging this with who got the keys, and how many are left. Send me a direct message and pass a brief Turing test and I will send you the URL/key.

If you’re not interested, reblogs can reach those who are.

UPDATE:

Five friendly folks contacted me whilst I was gently napping and the Turing tests are underway as I write. [Edit: one more got to me whilst I was waiting for the fifth to get back to me]

Grats to: @anxiety-toga, @moomin-with-a-gun, @thespacebetweenworlds, @huppupbup, and @tristanrambles

There are now fifteen keys left.

Update secundis:

Eleven keys remain and I’m keeping one in reserve in case the peep who contacted me has slept through all this cluster of key requests. Grats going out individually and I can’t write my instants under this pressure aaaaahhhh

(pantpantpant)

The bweeps are calling me. There may be another update.

(via internutter)