Why Iceland isn't in our news much. READ THIS - a country has a REVOLUTION, rewrites its constitution using REGULAR citizens & gets rid of its Central Bank & the whole corrupt Fractional Reserve Banking system AND ITS NOT ON WIN TV, 7, 10, ABC, SBS, NBC, FOX, NOTHING! WHY IS THAT I WONDER!?!?
Everyone needs to see this. Occupy your own freedom.
So I thought about illustrating things to folks…
Y'know, with paperclips, since I have so darn many of them. One box of paperclips would represent percentages of the population and the other box would represent percentages of wealth.
Everyone’s pretty divided. The 99%, the 53%, the 1%. I’m not quite sure how I’m going to divide this up.
1% I know has 45% of the wealth.
9% also has 45% of the wealth.
The remaining 10% is divided somewhere between the 53% who are either wealthy enough to afford to pay taxes or too poor to avoid them… and the remaining 47% who are ropeable about the whole deal.
I know how much wealth the protesters collectively own - about zip.
I want to ask the 53% - how much wealth have you got?
Life Skills 101: Grow Your Own (part 3)
They sell pots. They sell tubs. They sell potting mix and blood&bone. They will sell you dynamic lifter, which is actually chook poo. If you have a good garden emporium, it may actually sell you varying kinds of manure [horse poo, cow poo, zoo poo…]. Just don’t go with people poo ‘cause our guts manufacture some really nasty shit. No joke. Cholera, typhus, ebola, and many, many more.
What most garden places don’t sell are what’s now known as “heirloom seeds”. These are viable seeds from plants that really grow and actually give a yield. People like Monsanto and other frankenfood manufacturers sell plebes the seeds that won’t work, are fragile or otherwise need delicate treatment, and give weak, nasty yields. All to convince you, the money-spending plebeian, that growing food is too hard, and to yolk you back into the corporate treadmill.
But wait, there is hope! People all over the world have noticed that the store seeds are crap and are saving and selling “heirloom seeds”. You can find them locally, you can even mail order them in the right circumstances. Once you have heirloom seeds for the plants you want, you can save them from the plants you grow and spread the wealth.
More good news, the Frankenfooderies have yet to discover how to sterilise a carrot or a potato.
You probably did this once or twice for a science fair. Put toothpicks into a potato and suspend it over a glass of water. A week or three passes and you have leaves and roots forming. Bingo - new potato plant. Now stick it in a tub of soil and cover it with something to keep out the weeds [a friend of mine recommends sugarcane mulch] and you have a potato plant flourishing in or near the comfort of your own home.
Carrots are easier. Lop off the top of a carrot and place green-side up on a different tub of soil. Make sure it’s well watered and gets some sun. I admit, I haven’t done this, before, but when you buy carrots to plant, you get a packet of carrot tops.
I know some executive offices and houses grow wheat grass for their smoothies and health shakes… ask around. I’m sure some health shop somewhere is willing to help you, the plebe, grow your own wheat. Back when I was a kid, a few would even sell you a stone grinder known as a quern so you could make your own flour. Now, you may have to look for these.
There are some herbs you can’t kill with a hammer, and are easy to grow in little pots on your kitchen countertop or outside your windowsill. Mint is a favourite, as is Mother-of-all herb, which can substitute for nearly everything except mint. And, of course, the old favourites, Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. You may have a knack for growing oregano. I’m not too certain how easy that one is to grow.
I do advise that you mix your potting mix with some kind of fertilising agent, like blood&bone or manure, because every single potting mix I have encountered is basically bark chips from a sawmill, and can barely grow weeds.
Start small and work your way up. Always look for guidance from people who’ve done this sort of thing before. We can have open-source food.
And we should view cross-pollination from Frankencrops as industrial pollution and sue the companies responsible.
One bonus of growing your own is that you can share your bounty with a neighbour, and thus convert them to the Gridle$$ ideas of frugality for freedom.
Cut the chains to corporate slavery one link at a time :)
PAYING IN CASH - OUTLAWED!
Louisiana Bans State’s Businesses From Accepting Cash
Now this is interesting. A law banning what is known as “coin of the realm”. This law is illegal in so many, many ways.
I’m certain smarter folks than I can figure out the details.
The real trick to quietly protest this is to ONLY operate in cash when in Louisiana. Tell them it’s against your religion to use a card [best if you remove them from your wallet, first] and ask them why they no longer accept the official money of their own country.
Ask embarrassing questions, like “Isn’t that law against the constitution” and other things of that ilk. Like I said, smarter folks than I can figure out the really awkward questions.
By only operating in cash, you generate a fuckton of paperwork for the officials to wade through, drown in, and be buried under. If everyone deals in cash, then they just don’t have the time to track everybody.
Or, it will generate jobs, and everyone in Louisiana (Fixed this because I am a derpface) will have the job of spying on everyone else. Just… demand to be paid in cash. After all, credit is against your faith :)
And if they demand, “What faith?” proclaim your faith in humanity overcoming corporate greed and the need for control.
(Source: 99supercommittee-blog)
Life Skills 101 part 2
Yesterday you saw a discourse on sewing. Can save you upwards of $20 per garment and is only “not worth it” if you let the body corporate tell you that you should follow fashion.
Today, I cover cooking.
Cooking is an essential life skill and will save shittons of money if you’re used to eating out of the drive-through.
Yes, I know some places charge more for fresh produce. I have two words for that: Farmer’s Market. Or three more words: Grow Your Own. The latter is lesson 3.
There are three basics to cooking: Boil, Bake, or Fry.
You boil it in water, you bake it in the oven, or you fry it. Simple. Everything else is just fancy dressing of those three.
Poaching? Lower-heated version of ‘boil’.
Sautee? Frying in butter, usually. Mostly with onions.
Roast? You put it in the oven, you bake it.
Reserve the fancy stuff for when you can handle it. Likewise, the kitchen gadgets. What you need is some form of oven, some form of cooktop or hotplate, a big pot, a medium-sized pot and a little pot, and a frying pan. For stirring, you can use kitchen utensils, but sooner or later, you *WILL* need a spatula and a ladle. Big spoons are optional.
There are recipes absolutely fucking everywhere.
Most of them will contain an ingredient or two you disagree with. Or that disagrees with you. Or that you just plain can’t afford. That’s okay. You can leave them out. Or pick another recipe.
After a while, you get a sort of feel for cooking. Especially when you eat the results of your experiments. You may not produce cordon bleu, but you’ll make something that is all the more satisfying for being homemade.
Cooking can be a bonding experience, between parent and child, between couples, between families. Sharing meals where the secret ingredient is care can be amazing.
Try some. It’s delicious.
Independence from Corporations: Life Skills 101
It occurred to me that I know a lot more about coping without corporate-made items than a lot of the folks who don’t know how to protest the corporations.
I know you. You feel like you’re stuck. You’re scared of losing your job/home/car/significant other/whatever if you stand up with the shouting throng. I know a few people in the media got fired for siding with OWS… they won’t be the last.
There are things you can do, as well as sending shingles back to the banks with their crappy credit card offers (High praise to that man, I love you!).
Learn how to sew.
You do not need a machine. Needles and threads are freely available, and not just in branded hobby shops. You can find adequate sewing kits practically anywhere, even in a dollar shop or 99cent store. The thread they supply may be crap, and the scissors are guaranteed to suck, but you get some needles. You can’t skimp with them.
Yes, it takes some trial and error. Practice on some old clothing you were planning on throwing out. Look up instructions online. Practice sewing on buttons. Stitching up hems and, yes, patching up tears.
Every shirt bought at a big box mart - especially the fancier kind - costs upwards of $20. Twenty cents gets to the kid in the sweatshop in Eastern Craplackistan(Note: This is not an actual country. It is a made-up country name to prevent lawsuit-happy corporations from landing on me with a legal ton of bricks) where it’s actually made. The rest of the money goes to advertising and executive pay.
Every cheap-arse sewing kit I’ve ever seen sells for less than a dollar. A good packet of needles, spool of thread and a pair of scissors can cost up to $15, depending on where you shop. Even then, you’re still $5 ahead. More so with every clothing repair you do.
Smarter folks than I may note that fabric and sewing patterns cost less than some shirts you can make. If you’re very good at it, then I would advise saving up for a sewing machine. Do not buy one and expect it to make you a clothing genius.
Yes, your first few garments will be swimming in fail. Nobody has ever just looked at the instructions and produced haute couture overnight.
Yes, your first efforts will be frustrating and take up some otherwise free time. Sew during the advertising they run during your favourite shows. It’s not like you were planning on buying any of that stuff, anyway.
Yes, most of the patterns available for cheap are from a few years ago. Pretend you’re a hipster or otherwise setting a trend.
If anyone snarks at you, say, “At least I’m keeping my money in this country, instead of sending it overseas.”
At least you will have clothing that fits, that suits you, and is made from material you like. And, as an extra bonus, doesn’t cost hundreds of dollars per wardrobe-refreshening.
And you’re not paying for anyone’s executive bonus for building the most polluting sweatshops in countries that really can’t afford it.
Knitters knitting for the 99% #OWS #crafts #photosynth #occupyeverywhere
Power to the people!
An App We All Need
I honestly don’t know how feasible this is, but it’s an app I know I need. And all the folks who quietly support the Occupy movement need.
I’m tentatively calling it “How Evil Is That?”.
It’s a smart app, able to recognise products and logos from a photograph or an image it takes, much like a code-square scanner. Once it recognises the product [or logo] it searches a database or databases of crowd-sourced information on the following: What company actually owns the company that made it, How much evil has it done in the last 6 months(carbon footprint, acres polluted, thousands laid off, sweatshops built, senators paid off, etc.), Has it done anything to ameliorate that in the same time, How much % pay raise did the corporate execs get in the same time, and How much actual tax have they paid ($taxed minus $refunds).
The resultant figures come back in an easy-to-read graphic so the consumer can choose how much corporate evil they’re willing to pay for.
Would be interesting to make it, if only to see how fast that sucker gets banned :)
A Bit More on Gridle$$
The real point of Gridle$$ as a means of protest is this:
We are not giving money to any corporation.
We are no longer buying their bullshit. In any form.
If we’re paid, we’re keeping our pay. We’re giving it to actual people who worked to produce the things we need.
We are not buying petrol/gasoline to run our cars because we have bikes. That we repair ourselves.
We are not buying fashionable brand clothing because we are making it ourselves. We will grow it ourselves, if necessary. Assuming it takes that long.
We are not buying over-processed foods because we’re growing our own.
We are most definitely not watching TV, because we’re busy making our own stuff.
Kill the corporations by removing your need of them.
End the corporations, and you end their influence in politics.
Sure, it’ll take some significant time, but maybe by the third or fourth year of a significant lack of sales, they might just get the hint.
It could plausibly be just as effective as sitting in a park and banging on a drum or holding up a sign.
After all, you can’t say ‘activism’ without saying 'active’.
We can sit and blame and demand, or we can do.
People made the system that is currently breaking down. People can make a new system that lasts.
If Corporations Are People, Why Don’t They Pay Tax?
Or get stood on when they disregard the law?
Just a thought.