What I’ve learned about learning to code Javascript past 9PM

I shouldn’t.

However I am all set up to start learning in the early morning when my brain can actually absorb knowledge and retain it for longer than 1.25 seconds.

I shall, at minimum, learn coding for half an hour after Chaos has gone to school. With luck, determination, and a heinous amount of caffeine, I shall make an app so y’all can access my instants anywhere, anytime, on any device. Yay.