FUCK!

My Drobo - which I normally use for backups - won’t start up and I don’t know why. Tried turning it on, it goes Useless Machine and turns itself back off.

So this is going to be expensive, and I don’t want to ebeg because that never firkin works, but… if you know someone who’s looking for my degree of weirdness, point them my way.

Don’t apply to reddit, because redditors do not like my degree of weird.

….wtf is a S.M.A.R.T. error anyway?