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My life during Blackout Season

  • Weather: (rains)
  • Me: Ah firkin fantastic. The power and the internet's about to go down
  • Power: (gone)
  • Internet: (fail)
  • Power: (returns after five minutes, tops)
  • Me: Internet, you good?
  • Internet: x_x (still ded)
  • Me: Whelp, might as well do things offline.
  • Like, 99% of the programs I use: THERE'S NO INTERNET, SO WE QUIT, BITCH!
  • Me: You don't even need internet to do these things WTF?
  • Programs: Suck it.
  • Me: >:@
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