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Depression-inspired whining below the cut.

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3:23 PM

[X] Brats to school
[X] Day job
[x] annoying as fuck side-quest to get fuel at great detriment to my budget
[X] Fetch Quest part 1
[X] Fetch Quest part 2
[X] Instant story
[X] 500 words
[X] Brats safely home
[X] Evening meal

The last one is planned. Mayhem is doing the cooking.

Please excuse me while I rack off and do things that require zero brain investment.

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12:08PM

[X] Brats to school
[X] Day job
[x] annoying as fuck side-quest to get fuel at great detriment to my budget
[X] Fetch Quest part 1
[X] Fetch Quest part 2
[X] Instant story
[X] 500 words
[  ] Brats safely home
[  ] Evening meal

Off I fuck to attempt putting together some shit.

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10:26AM

Going on the nebuliser didn’t do fuckshit for my energy levels.

Or my willingness to keep breathing in.

I fucking hate today. Not allowed to surrender because shit needs getting done.

I need an entire day of hot baths, hugs, chocolate, and laughably shitty movies.

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10:12 AM

[X] Brats to school
[X] Day job
[x] annoying as fuck side-quest to get fuel at great detriment to my budget
[X] Fetch Quest part 1
[X] Fetch Quest part 2
[  ] Instant story
[  ] 500 words
[  ] Brats safely home
[  ] Evening meal

I can’t breathe so I’m going on the nebuliser. Which will give me the shakes. Huzzah.

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9:20AM

The internet is being a fucking bag of cankers, today. BLURGH!

Le checklist:

[X] Brats to school
[X] Day job
[  ] Fetch Quest part 1
[  ] Fetch Quest part 2
[  ] Instant story
[  ] 500 words
[  ] Brats safely home
[  ] Evening meal

I should not be driving, yet I must. …mneh…

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9:05AM

Ugh I dunno if I’m gonna make it….

Le checklist:

[X] Brats to school
[  ] Day job
[  ] Fetch Quest part 1
[  ] Fetch Quest part 2
[  ] Instant story
[  ] 500 words
[  ] Brats safely home
[  ] Evening meal

I want a robot duplicate capable of doing most of this without falling over

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6:05 AM

Dressed and seemingly cogniscent and at my main compy. Huzzah.

Arranging my little darlings’ morning by yelling at them, thereby making me the worst parent in the known universe.

I’m spacing out and getting distracted by very small things.

Today is going to be the kind of fun I never needed to have.

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5:30 AM

Shut up, Rabbit.

One Way Ticket does make excellent wake-up music. Even though I sort of hate Rabbit a little for about two minutes.

When I am in a more charitable frame of mind, I shall posit exactly WHY the bots are super-annoying morning people.

And it will be sweet and fluffy.

Fairy floss fic.

That’s a good term, now that I think on it. Sweet, fluffy and almost zero value whatsoever.

BUT I still have to get out of bed. Stand up on sore feet and limp painfully towards my morning ablutions. Just thinking about it drains my spoons away.

Levitation would be SUCH a useful super power.

Please buy my books: http://bit.ly/1hWjCxE

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2:38 AM

Things I need in no particular order:

A nightshirt that does not cut into me when I toss and turn.

A back rub/tummy rub machine with silent mode.

Temperature control on this fucking doona.

Beloved to keep my hours so I don’t suffer alone.

The ability to fucking sleep when I want to.

Some millionaire/famous person/angel to buy and popularize my books: http://bit.ly/1hWjCxE

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