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I know the American healthcare system is already a joke but this is to funny

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Okay Lovelies and Gentlethem, I’m’a ‘bout to blow your GD minds

Google Docs is wonderful, but there was always that annoying thing it did. If you wanted to change your font, it’d obliterate your italics:

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Before ^^^

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After ^^^

Annoying AF right?

Well. I have a life hack for all of you. 

  1. Find or make a paragraph with no italics in it, and change the font/size according to your whims.
  2. Highlight that MF
  3. Go into ‘Format’ -> ‘Paragraph Styles’ -> ‘Normal text’ -> ‘Update ‘Normal text’ to match’
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Boom. Entire document made to match your dreams and you keep all your italicised text. WOO!

Spread the word. This may save millions of writers’ lives.

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ketoway: “ I hope this will stop me… … from trying to fry hard boiled eggs.” Or… Just write on the boiled egg container with a marker.

ketoway:

I hope this will stop me…


… from trying to fry hard boiled eggs.

Or…

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Just write on the boiled egg container with a marker.

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Ketogenics life hack

For all you clever people out there on the LCHF diet, you might have encountered my problem of not wanting to drink water.

Dehydration is a big deal, and flavouring water helps stave off the sugar cravings. We’ve been using this sugar-free squirt cordial called Lqd+, but the aftertaste is arse.

But if you add a pinch of salt (like the measuring spoon pinch that nobody firkin uses ever) and mix that in to your 600ml bottle, you have yourself a Keto sports drink and it’s like angels are singing.

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stfueverything: “ xrosiexrichx: “ lifehackable: “ More Life Hacks Here ” yo whaaaat!! ” Or use a drop of conditioner. ” Yeah, this is dangerous because science. • You have bacteria in your eyes • These bacteria also live on your eyelashes • When you...

stfueverything:

xrosiexrichx:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

yo whaaaat!!

Or use a drop of conditioner.

Yeah, this is dangerous because science.

  1. You have bacteria in your eyes
  2. These bacteria also live on your eyelashes
  3. When you use mascara, some bacteria travels on the brush and goes for holidays in your mascara liquid
  4. Once there, they breed like fuck until they get toxic
  5. The toxic shit stays there when it dries out.

DO NOT DO THIS, YOU COULD MAKE YOURSELF BLIND!

Also avoid spitting into your mascara bottles, as mouth bacteria plus eyes DO NOT MIX WELL.

This has been your daily dose of safety science. Bought to you by Seriously WTF Are You Thinking?

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