My 4yo: *points to the label on my tea bag* what does that say?
Me: it says “over 300 years of experience”. It means the people at twinings have been making tea for 300 hundred years.
Her: *dramatic gasp* they haven’t even died?!
Me: *whispering* tea vampires…
Immortalitea.
You may live forever, but there is a steep cost.
(via the-barefoot-hatter)