romanvb:

the-ice-castle:

what is it called, again…? (x)

HOLY FUCK

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randomslasher:

bygodstillam:

splend-42:

cundtcake:

kookaburra refusing to budge

Kookaburra sits IN THE GODDAMN WAY

on the moving window he will play

Leave, Kookaburra leave, Kookaburra causing a delay

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muffininhats asked, "

Oh yeah, and we put a snorkel set on Yogi Bear when it gets to his nose. Someone swims out to him in flood water. Country Australia is a place

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dear-ao3:

again. what do i do with this.

davespriteegg:

whatsshecalled:

davespriteegg:

how to be good digital artist:

step 1: open up drawing program of choice
step 2: sin

did i do it right?

am i good digital artist yet???

FUCK

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superazura:

mymodernmet:

Thrillophilia, an online marketplace for tours and activities, compiled a list of countries, cities, and destinations that many of us may have been say incorrectly all along. Each graphic features a side-by-side comparison of the common, incorrect pronunciation juxtaposed with how the locals say it.

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kitchencombatconcept:

kitchencombatconcept:

distractmymind:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

birdthatlookslikeastick:

redsixwing:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

anachronistic-cat:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

solarecho:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

wingleader:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

simonalkenmayer:

gallusrostromegalus:

vampireapologist:

My kink is cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what and forcing them to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing

Use a cheese grater for tomatoes.

You’ll burn in hell for this.

*panting outrageously: I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD

Oh my god, my friend who used to rent a room from me would routinely use a small ass paring knife to chop entire very large onions instead of a chef’s or santoku despite the fact that my kitchen is well stocked with many varieties of knives. In fact, he’d use the same tiny paring knife to cut everything when he would cook; be it veggies, or meat, or whatever. He didn’t want to dirty too many knives…? It drove me fucking nuts because he almost cut himself quite a few times trying to chop things that were too large for such a small blade. Nothing I said would change his mind. Graaahhhhh….

see the thing is i do the opposite. Do I own a gorgeous little set with a Santoku, utility, and paring knife? yep.

caN I PEEL POTATOES AND POTENTIALLY OPERATE WITH A CHINESE CLEAVER???

you’re gonna see me try

i just bring a fucking machete to the kitchen. none of this fancy cutlery stuff. i shall engage my food in ruthless combat

i need you to roll for initiative 

ah fuck i rolled a 1

the celery gets to go first and just fuckin decks you

#guess i gotta work on figuring out the rules to Cuisine and Cutlery#everyones favourite food based RPG#cursed

ok so the first step is to write the Cuisine and Cutlery: Player’s Handbook. i can help, here’s the cover art, just gotta get the title calligraphied on there

i think the rules should be pretty easy, it’s just knife facts and tables of fruits

this is the dumbest goddamn thing ive ever spent an hour on holy fucking shit i was laughing at it the whole fucking time 

Reblogging for the ugly as shit kitchen safe shoes. Like, bar none, ugliest shoes I’ve ever worn.

right???????

FINAL DEVELOPMENT TO THIS POST:

p1

p2

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roseverdict:

professorsparklepants:

silver-sphere:

wetwareproblem:

dysperdis:

wetwareproblem:

wetwareproblem:

wetwareproblem:

professorsparklepants:

brawltogethernow:

brawltogethernow:

professorsparklepants:

brawltogethernow:

professorsparklepants:

brawltogethernow:

professorsparklepants:

Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON

Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????

Zuko: *speaks*

Katara: nevermind I hate him

How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.

Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer

Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me.
Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.

JDJSHJABDBFJSH

Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.

Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar.
Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something.
Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible.
Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!!
Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara!
Katara: *wavers*
Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.

I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies

My brain, immediately after the “Aang won’t take no for an answer” post:

Aang: I’m gonna ride him! *jumps on Zuko’s shoulders*

Actually, I thought a bit more about this: If Aang is “grandpa figure who won’t fucking stop teaching Zuko to be a better and more spiritually fulfilled person,” then what is Iroh doing?

And then it hit me.

Iroh: *sitting in a teahouse at a paisho table*
Iroh, deadpan: I must capture the last airbender. 
Iroh: It is the only way to make sure the powe rof the Avatar won’t be turned on the Fire Nation.
Iroh: Only then will I be redeemed in the eyes of the Fire Lord for my failure at Ba Sing Se.
Iroh: …
Iroh: Anyway, it’s your turn.

About half of the B plots are just Iroh finding new ways to feign incompetence and bad luck so that his political watchdog can’t prove that he’s letting Aang - and by extension Zuko - get away.

@ray10k

Sometimes Iroh plays paisho with Aang, whose entire disguise during these games consists of a painfully fake mustache.

AANG WAS THE OTHER PLAYER IN THAT SCENE OF COURSE IT’S PERFECT (the moustache is just a bit of Appa’s fur tied in a string)

You want drawings, I deliver:

‘The prince in the iceberg’

‘Avatar Zuko’

‘The Old Master’

‘Imprisoned’

‘Zuko’s Master’

‘The Tale of Iroh’

OMG OMG @brawltogethernow LOOK!!!!!

THERE’S ART NOW

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catasters:

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error-404-fuck-not-found:

domina-honoribila:

prokopetz:

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

I woke up today with the phrase “spooky scary seraphim” in my head today, looks like we’re on the same wavelength.

i made a new christmas carol

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