Fire watch, 12th Jan 2020.

If you looked out my window right now, you may be excused if  you wondered how the hell Queensland could possibly still be on fire. It’s very moist where I am, but there’s still seven bushfires  clustered loosely near where I live. That’s the sort of illogic that leads to climate change denial. Also known as, “It’s snowing in Alaska, so how can there be unprecedented heatwaves in Australia?”

If you find one of that particular grade of numbskull, please smack them for me. Thanks.

This is more like it’s raining in Maine but still sunny in New York. I think. Or snowing in New York but sunny in Florida. Australia’s pretty darn big, folks.

All in all, there’s less on fire than yesterday, apart from Tasmania. What the heck, Tasmania? Prayers for rain are appreciated. If you have a few coin to spare, fling it at Saint Vincent de Paul. They actually pass on the money to people in need.