Challenge #02496-F306: Legend Commence
I may be blind but I can still kick your ass – Anon Guest
“Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men,” – Terry Pratchett.
He was old, and balding, and had the kind of life-worn face that could make a raisin look youthful. He was feeling his way along the road with a staff, and seemed to be deliberate about being slow about it. Fortunately for Threnody, she had heard of Rule One.
“Ho there, Uncle,” she said. “Are you in need of some help?”
“I’m not your Uncle, and keep your ‘ho there’.” The little old man tapped onwards. “Trying to get on my good side, eh? I don’t have any.”
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Challenge #01900-E076: Enter the Whupass! — Steemit
Sorrin Tael, master of Ohnono-jitsu, smirked at the camera that only he could see.
Falin tried to see what he was looking at, but the invisible camera moved. “What? Who are doing that to?”
“It’s part of the secrets of my mystical art,” said Sorrin. “Something you must learn from the mystical monks of Mojave.”
“We’re… in California. The Mojave desert isn’t that far away from us and… it’s unpopulated? There’s a reason why they call it Death Valley?”