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Challenge #01975-E151: Toxic Culture Kills — Steemit

The last victim of the Friendzone Killer was a really effective witch. Her dying breath laid her final curse on him, which just added potency to her words. May your toxic masculinity kill you and all those like you. But he didn’t pay attention in the moment, just like he never paid attention to anything a woman said or did.

After he killed her and etched the words Frigid Bitch on her remains, he cleaned up, went home, and live-streamed his last antifeminist rant whilst wearing his traditional black horse mask. It was because he died during the stream that the case became famous. It was because of the way he died and the viral impact it left that it became a worldwide phenomenon.

As he spoke about the rights of men and the need for women to ‘know their place’, green and black smoke started issuing from the horse’s mouth. He got up to the right for men everywhere to be protected from chronic blue balls and how no woman anywhere should refuse an offer for sex before he finally choked on his own fumes and expired in front of an audience of thousands. It was the FBI agent who found the body who cut off the stream.

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Challenge #01417-C322: Contentious Neighbour

Vuvuzelas aka stadium horns plus a group of children ages 5 to 8. – Anon Guest

The big house in the neighbourhood had finally sold. Not to a dot-com temporary millionaire or some other fancy individual, but to a business of sorts. A foster home.

Biff didn’t like it. As their immediate neighbour, he got to see a lot of what was going on over the maximum-legal-tall fence. And he was offended by most of it.

Hardly any of the kids had any kind of promise. They were all the criminal element, or something was wrong with them. Or they were the troubled sort who were bound to be serial killers.

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Aw da diddums 9_9

Aw da diddums 9_9

(Source: yourrandomnesspresents, via snizardtheesnailwizard)

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Challenge #00984-B253: Party Zone, Fun City.

There’s always one fly in the ointment…

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Leader Of New Zealand's "Roast Busters" Rape Gang Goes Into Hiding

Aaaw da diddums.

My heart bleeds.

No. Wait. That was a mosquito bite.

Have a nice life of hell, arsewipe.

(Source: thefrisky, via stfueverything)

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Zimmerman to be charged in killing of Trayvon Martin

Took them long enough.

I’d like to say, “better late than never,” but there’s also the hundreds [if not thousands] of other deaths caused by pallid police shooting at innocent brown people. There’s too many of those and not enough outrage IMO.

One small step towards good progress, anyway.

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