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“ SEE! The book that’s made out of the “humans are space orcs” meme!
SEE! Aliens that aren’t permanent nudists!
SEE! A whole bunch of words because this is a novel and not a movie (yet)!
[Any scriptwriters/movie moguls who want to talk...

internutter:

SEE! The book that’s made out of the “humans are space orcs” meme!

SEE! Aliens that aren’t permanent nudists!

SEE! A whole bunch of words because this is a novel and not a movie (yet)!

[Any scriptwriters/movie moguls who want to talk deals, I’m available for discussion. Keep in mind that I can google shit and talk at the same time]

But most important of all…

SEE! Me complain less about the money I don’t have because y’all are helping me contribute to the I Need A New Compy Fund!

Currently, this book is only available on Smashwords, so the vision impaired can easily purchase a text-only version for their needs. Those wishing to try before they buy will have to use their apps and the online sample. Sorry if this is inconvenient, but it’s the best I currently have.

This author is edging closer and closer to the $3000 they need to replacing their dying computer. You too can help by buying this book!

You can also elect to support this artist by signing up to sponsor them via Patreon! For as little as a dollar a month, you can gain access to all sorts of unpublished works. Including music attempts and cover artwork in progress (coming soon).

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“ Want to read a book with possibly the most ridiculous title created by the minds of man?
Want to read about life in the post-zombie-apocalypse as seen by a previously entitled white boy who believes he’s in his own movie?
Want to read...

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Want to read a book with possibly the most ridiculous title created by the minds of man?

Want to read about life in the post-zombie-apocalypse as seen by a previously entitled white boy who believes he’s in his own movie?

Want to read about how he’s almost completely useless in the final battle?

Want to read about a post-zombie-apocalypse survival situation that includes the disabled and LGBT?

Want to read a book that demolishes the established narratives in every hollywood zombie situation ever dreamed?

Welp. I got you covered.

Want it in a physical book? Get it here!

Still love ebooks? I got’cha, pal.

If you want the plain text file, you have to purchase it via Smashwords. Visually impaired folks can use their web reader apps to peruse this sample if they want to try before they buy.

This author is edging closer and closer to the $3000 they need to replacing their dying computer. You too can help by buying this book!

You can also elect to support this artist by signing up to sponsor them via Patreon! For as little as a dollar a month, you can gain access to all sorts of unpublished works. Including music attempts and cover artwork in progress (coming soon).

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Proof that I’ve been writing Instant Stories for FOUR YEARS!

Four years of my work in one handy series. Or you could look them up for free on my site or Steemit. [Visually impaired readers can use this to see if the books are even worth it]

These collections are available on the Pay What You Want scheme at Smashwords. And it would be extremely nice of you if you paid a little something for a year’s worth of my hard work.

This author is edging closer and closer to the $3000 they need to replacing their dying computer. You too can help by buying this book!

You can also elect to support this artist by signing up to sponsor them via Patreon! For as little as a dollar a month, you can gain access to all sorts of unpublished works. Including music attempts and cover artwork in progress (coming soon).

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You too can own an ebook copy of the entire Hevun’s Child Trilogy!

And better news, the first book is entirely free!

If vision-impaired readers want to try before they buy, here are links to the online samples:

  1. Hevun’s Rebel
  2. Hevun’s Ambassador
  3. Hevun’s Gate

Read the series that started me on this devil’s journey towards my having a writing career.

This author is edging closer and closer to the $3000 they need to replacing their dying computer. You too can help by buying this book!

You can also elect to support this artist by signing up to sponsor them via Patreon! For as little as a dollar a month, you can gain access to all sorts of unpublished works. Including music attempts and cover artwork in progress (coming soon).

(via internutter)

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internutter:
“ SEE! The book that’s made out of the “humans are space orcs” meme!
SEE! Aliens that aren’t permanent nudists!
SEE! A whole bunch of words because this is a novel and not a movie (yet)!
[Any scriptwriters/movie moguls who want to talk...

internutter:

SEE! The book that’s made out of the “humans are space orcs” meme!

SEE! Aliens that aren’t permanent nudists!

SEE! A whole bunch of words because this is a novel and not a movie (yet)!

[Any scriptwriters/movie moguls who want to talk deals, I’m available for discussion. Keep in mind that I can google shit and talk at the same time]

But most important of all…

SEE! Me complain less about the money I don’t have because y’all are helping me contribute to the I Need A New Compy Fund!

Currently, this book is only available on Smashwords, so the vision impaired can easily purchase a text-only version for their needs. Those wishing to try before they buy will have to use their apps and the online sample. Sorry if this is inconvenient, but it’s the best I currently have.

This author is edging closer and closer to the $3000 they need to replacing their dying computer. You too can help by buying this book!

You can also elect to support this artist by signing up to sponsor them via Patreon! For as little as a dollar a month, you can gain access to all sorts of unpublished works. Including music attempts and cover artwork in progress (coming soon).

(via internutter)

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internutter:
“ Want to read a book with possibly the most ridiculous title created by the minds of man?
Want to read about life in the post-zombie-apocalypse as seen by a previously entitled white boy who believes he’s in his own movie?
Want to read...

internutter:

Want to read a book with possibly the most ridiculous title created by the minds of man?

Want to read about life in the post-zombie-apocalypse as seen by a previously entitled white boy who believes he’s in his own movie?

Want to read about how he’s almost completely useless in the final battle?

Want to read about a post-zombie-apocalypse survival situation that includes the disabled and LGBT?

Want to read a book that demolishes the established narratives in every hollywood zombie situation ever dreamed?

Welp. I got you covered.

Want it in a physical book? Get it here!

Still love ebooks? I got’cha, pal.

If you want the plain text file, you have to purchase it via Smashwords. Visually impaired folks can use their web reader apps to peruse this sample if they want to try before they buy.

This author is edging closer and closer to the $3000 they need to replacing their dying computer. You too can help by buying this book!

You can also elect to support this artist by signing up to sponsor them via Patreon! For as little as a dollar a month, you can gain access to all sorts of unpublished works. Including music attempts and cover artwork in progress (coming soon).

Reblog

internutter:

Proof that I’ve been writing Instant Stories for FOUR YEARS!

Four years of my work in one handy series. Or you could look them up for free on my site or Steemit. [Visually impaired readers can use this to see if the books are even worth it]

These collections are available on the Pay What You Want scheme at Smashwords. And it would be extremely nice of you if you paid a little something for a year’s worth of my hard work.

This author is edging closer and closer to the $3000 they need to replacing their dying computer. You too can help by buying this book!

You can also elect to support this artist by signing up to sponsor them via Patreon! For as little as a dollar a month, you can gain access to all sorts of unpublished works. Including music attempts and cover artwork in progress (coming soon).

Reblog

internutter:

You too can own an ebook copy of the entire Hevun’s Child Trilogy!

And better news, the first book is entirely free!

If vision-impaired readers want to try before they buy, here are links to the online samples:

  1. Hevun’s Rebel
  2. Hevun’s Ambassador
  3. Hevun’s Gate

Read the series that started me on this devil’s journey towards my having a writing career.

This author is edging closer and closer to the $3000 they need to replacing their dying computer. You too can help by buying this book!

You can also elect to support this artist by signing up to sponsor them via Patreon! For as little as a dollar a month, you can gain access to all sorts of unpublished works. Including music attempts and cover artwork in progress (coming soon).

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