That story? Wrote it twice.

True story. Because I thought the first and published version was lost five-ever, I got into my Instants Master File and rewrote that motherfucker from the best of my recall.

And it took ages because the master file is firkin hyuge and though I type at somewhere around thirty words per minute, the text appeared at four characters per second.

Pain.

Full.

If you want to see what the other version of that story looks like, go check out my Patreon. You just have to be part of Patreon to see it.

And now I’m going to have myself a treat and possibly go watch a DVD because the internet can’t hate me there.

::internal screaming::

I spent some significant time writing today’s Instant only to have the entire damn editor page crash just as I was finishing up. Now I’m getting a 504 error and I just want to run around and yell at everything.

And, to add insult to injury, I went ahead and deleted the prompt I was using.

Today’s story is happening way later than expected.

Argh!

Thanks, staff, for making your website impossible for me to use. I have to use my phone to post this.

How much do I have to raise to pay the xkit-extension guy to build a competitor site? Because this is making me think of doing it.