OK, so how about this?

We round up all the hateful, misogynistic, racist asshats in the world.

And all the self-confessed Nice Guys.

And move them to Texas (room for everyone in the world, remember?).

And wall those fuckers in.

Then we film the inevitable results and glory in the schadenfreude.

I just have one question for the rest of y'all:

Who’s making the popcorn?

On the 21st of December, 2012…

I want to have a pair of portable speakers that hook up with my iPhone 4.

And on the stroke of midnight…

I will walk the darkened streets with the speakers (and phone) over my head blasting “Still Alive” on loop until someone either gets the joke or makes me stop.

[But I’ll probably sleep through it, alas.]