Looking for…
There’s a funny comic somewhere on tumblr about D&D where the chief character has a backstory where they’re raised by clowns. It’s 1st session versus 70th session. First session is all joke-joke and the 70th one isn’t.
Tumblr pls help me find it, I want to reblog it and stick it in my queue.
InterNutter.org is down?
I need y’all to do me a quick favour and go check my hub site for me. I’m getting a 502 error [bad gateway] and so is MeMum. If y’all are getting that error too, I know that downforeveryone is giving me horseshit about the site actually being live.
So please go to https://www.internutter.org and if it’s live, get back to me.
Thanks much.
Hey, I need money!
My compy is dying.
My laptop is (a) borrowed and (b) doesn’t look that great either.
My savings took a >$1K Aus HIT for silly things like food. Over the passage of three weeks in a row when there was no firkin money for housekeeping.
I still need to raise $3K to do anything about my situation.
What you can do:
- Buy my stuff on Smashwords
- Sponsor me on Patreon
- Buy me a Ko-fi
- Or sign up for Steemit and vote for everything I post
- Post shit there on the regular so that your vote worth increases [but no more than 4 posts a day because they’re weird like that]
- reblog all the stories I wrote that you mildly like or greater
- If you reblog this, you owe me three stories for your sweet, sweet reblogging. Thanks in advance
SEE! The book that’s made out of the “humans are space orcs” meme!
SEE! Aliens that aren’t permanent nudists!
SEE! A whole bunch of words because this is a novel and not a movie (yet)!
[Any scriptwriters/movie moguls who want to talk deals, I’m available for discussion. Keep in mind that I can google shit and talk at the same time]
But most important of all…
SEE! Me complain less about the money I don’t have because y’all are helping me contribute to the I Need A New Compy Fund!
Currently, this book is only available on Smashwords, so the vision impaired can easily purchase a text-only version for their needs. Those wishing to try before they buy will have to use their apps and the online sample. Sorry if this is inconvenient, but it’s the best I currently have.
This author is edging closer and closer to the $3000 they need to replacing their dying computer. You too can help by buying this book!
You can also elect to support this artist by signing up to sponsor them via Patreon! For as little as a dollar a month, you can gain access to all sorts of unpublished works. Including music attempts and cover artwork in progress (coming soon).
(via internutter)
Sorry I’m not sorry…
…for spamming Tumblr with my books because I SERIOUSLY need $3K to buy a new compy.
My old compy is in the process of dying. Each freeze-up could be its last.
The good news is that I have everything backed up on cloud and drobo. The bad news is that I have an equally ancient laptop as a backup means of getting my content to you, my dear readers.
I’m almost at the $800 mark, which is a long-arse way away from $3K.
You can help! By signing a pledge for as little as a dollar a month on my Patreon. You can gain exclusive access to all my forms of unreleased art.
And, if you’re rich enough to sponsor me $100 a month for five months, you and I will have a little chat about that book you want me to write for you. You will also gain exclusive editing access to the book as I’m writing it.
Even if you can only afford a dollar a month, your contributions are still valid and appreciated. Every little bit helps!
C. M. Weller is creating Novels and other Writings | Patreon
My computer is dying and I need $3K to get a new one.
You can help out for as little as a dollar a month. With a bonus of being able to read a whole shit-ton of works that have yet to be published. Sneak peeks! Spoilers! Works in progress!
What’s not to love?
…no, srsly, please tell me what I’m doing wrong. I need sponsors and so far I only have one.
Ah, we’re so close!
Two more votes until top ten.
Sixteen to get to top five.
And that’s just with current numbers. Come on, my dear darling readers. You can do this! And even after you’ve voted, you can revisit the story and re-read it. That will also get it on the “Popular” page. I hope.
This is my latest story in Inkitt’s latest science fiction writing contest, Reinvent Reality.
You can still find it on the Latest page.
Now if I can get nine votes for my work before it slides off the Latest page, it will be down on the bottom of the Most Voted page. The main page.
If I can get twenty-five or more votes after that, I’m in the top ten. Being in the top ten gives me a chance of winning something. But it also increases my chances of getting my name out there.
And $30 credit on Amazon can’t hurt, either.
And let me know what you think of the story, too. Star rating, review, where I can improve… It’s all useful to me.
Go ye forth and vote for my writing. Please.
I just need two more votes to get on the main page.
Twenty to get into the top ten.
There’s two hundred of you. This should be easy. Come on! You can do it!
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Do deaf poets choose their words based on the motions used to say them? So their poems resemble a dance?
FYI
I’m writing a wiki about my pet universe.
I have already been defeated by inserting images.
…halp…
I’d also appreciate comments and queries about my universe so that I know which pages to priority-edit in my growing wiki.