Want to read a book with possibly the most ridiculous title created by the minds of man?
Want to read about life in the post-zombie-apocalypse as seen by a previously entitled white boy who believes he’s in his own movie?
Want to read about how he’s almost completely useless in the final battle?
Want to read about a post-zombie-apocalypse survival situation that includes the disabled and LGBT?
Want to read a book that demolishes the established narratives in every hollywood zombie situation ever dreamed?
Welp. I got you covered.
Want it in a physical book? Get it here!
Still love ebooks? I got’cha, pal.
If you want the plain text file, you have to purchase it via Smashwords. Visually impaired folks can use their web reader apps to peruse this sample if they want to try before they buy.
This author is edging closer and closer to the $3000 they need to replacing their dying computer. You too can help by buying this book!
You can also elect to support this artist by signing up to sponsor them via Patreon! For as little as a dollar a month, you can gain access to all sorts of unpublished works. Including music attempts and cover artwork in progress (coming soon).
IT’S ALIVE!
Finally, after absolute ages of procrastination, and an entire YEAR of trying to flog it to publishers, you can finally own a copy of Kung Fu Zombies.
Just mosey on over to: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/KFZ and get your physical copy now.
Or wait a mo and see when I get it up on Smashwords for a much cheaper e-copy. Which might take some significant time.
When I am done with editing Beauties and the Beastly, I shall also be putting it up on both Lulu and Smashwords.
You can all do me a favour and give some reviews when you’ve read it. And stars, of course.
Now there’s three Years of Instants, they can be a series!
OWN - your own easy-access collection of last year’s Instants!
HAVE - a ready collection of memorable tales covering multiple universes and crossovers!
PAY - whatever you want for this amazing collection of improvised fiction!
Free Baby - out now at Amazon!
Lyr Marken prays every night for a peaceful day. As a Security Officer, her ideal day is one in which nothing happens. Unfortunately for her, there is a very small matter to greet her in the morning. A small matter named Peaches (F), 3.4 Standard Weight Units, aged two hours, who has been found, abandoned, at a Transit Station. She has to find the mother and make certain that she has all the welfare she needs. And there are signs that the mother may be fleeing an abusive situation.
And worse - all the potential parents who have been waiting to adopt a child have her number…
Writing Contest: Reinvent Reality
Check out my newest story on Inkitt, Termination of Services!
Vote for me now! I may yet have a chance of winning something :D
Calling all beta-readers (this means you)
I only have ONE beta-reader’s opinions and suggestions back to me.
The sooner you get back to me, the sooner I can polish this firkin novel. The sooner it’s polished, the sooner I can flick it at agents and publishers and the sooner (I sincerely hope) it can be out on bookstores near you.
I need you all to get back to me. Even if you couldn’t keep reading - try to tell me where the point was and why. I’ll try to fix that.
This book needs YOUR help.
Desperately.
Needs.
Your help.
Actual free titles from C. M. Weller!
You - yes you - can get these lovingly hand-crafted stories for absolutely nothing! You can just walk away with all of these titles in your personal e-reader.
You can get:
ABSOLUTELY FREE!
These are all short stories so they need not take up your time. And since they’re e-books, you can read them anywhere that you can carry your e-reader of choice!
[And while you’re there, visit the Profile and pick some of the more expensive tales also authored by this hard-working writer]
Throughout 2013, author C. M. Weller wrote a story a day, every day, based on challenges submitted via Tumblr users across the globe.
Three hundred and sixty-five hand-crafted stories from that year are collected here for your convenience.
No scrolling necessary! No need to plough through Tumblr archives! No need to google that thing, just open up your copy of One Year of Instants and look it up or read it again!
And what’s the price? You’d normally expect to pay as much as $80 for an anthology of this volume, but because of its lightweight ASCII construction, we can offer it to you for much less!
You don’t have to pay $50!
You don’t have to pay $20!
You can own your very own personal carry-anywhere copy of One Year of Instants for anything you want!
That’s right! It’s a pay-what-you-want title! You can pay $0 if you want to.
[WARNING: Paying $0 for a years’ worth of work will get you a case of Stink-eye from the author and drastically reduce the likelihood of another anthology ever being published]
The entire trilogy available now at Smashwords.
How much would you expect to pay for a complete trilogy at a brick-and-mortar bookstore? I’ve seen trilogies selling for anywhere between $30 and $100, depending on the fame of the author.
Well, for this trilogy you don’t have to pay $30. You don’t even have to pay as much as $10.
You get three books made of lovingly-handcrafted electrons for the less than $6!
Less than six dollars!
Yes! For the low, low price of just $5.98 you can own the entire Hevun’s Child trilogy to enjoy in the comfort of your own home.
Beta Readers Wanted
I’ve just written a creepy story for All Hallow’s Read.
I need a better title, methinks. And it’s going to need a cover.
Mayhem just read it in less than ten minutes. All I’m asking is half an hour -max - of your time and FEEDBACK.
And if one of y'all can bodge together a cool cover? That would be awesome.
Who’s in?