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So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 

This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell

my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy

now i know it was a LIE

I’ve read through this every time it’s crossed my dash and every single time I start crying from laughter

sometimes I forget this exists and then I’m reminded

Hey @markiplier, I’ve got your next challenge.

Send an entire packet to the Muppet in the White House. Repackaged to look gorgeous and expensive, of course.

“In appreciation for the job you’re doing!”

Do it. Please do it. For the good of the world.

(Source: senpaipunk, via toobertpoondert)

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