Late night idea I should really workshop when I’m not so brainrotted

Beloved purchased eight pairs of pants [shorts, trousers, slacks, jeans, IDEK] and only three of these can be readily located now.

Me: [Jokingly] There’s a gremlin in this house eating pants.

Me: [Thinks] hey that’s like the hippopotamus on the house eating cake…

Me: That’d probably make a great kid’s story about all the rando stuff that goes missing. Of course it culminates with moving the bed and finding all the stuff underneath and the kid’s like, “See? I told you the monster did it.”

Me: Fuck, now I wanna draw it. What did you DO TO ME?

Beloved: I don’t know…

So I shall probably float this by some people when I have a more rational and allegedly operable brain.

noodles-07:

what-even-is-thiss:

writing-prompt-s:

All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world but every villainous act you commit backfires. Steal candy from a baby? Poisoned candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off a building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.

Newly acquired toddler: Mr. Evil man you sure are helping a lot of people.

Villain: Finish eating your lunch, Timmy. Daddy’s plotting to overthrow the Big Bank.

Sidekick: Oh that’s great, John! They’re so corrupt. I’ll cancel my plans with Linda tonight. She’s gonna love this.

Villain: *crumples up evil plans and throws them across the room* DAMMIT!

*the plans land in the recycling bin*

(via sapphireswimming)

knit-knit-knit:

barbex:

See I don’t knit, but my friend does and she says this is the funniest shit for anybody who knits, so… I guess? I’m pointing this to you @stitchcasual, is it funny?

this caused me so much pain, but also so much joy

@knitnan

It’s 2AM and I can’t play it because 2AM. Let me know if funny

(via callmegallifreya)

bravelydenying:

When I found out that Patti LuPone was in “Love Cycle” I knew I HAD to do some kind of animatic with Yellow Diamond and the crew.

(Source: mfdragon, via starshine-robotics)

grimmtidings:

durbikins:

goattrain:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

THESE

And theyre called….. oh no-

Hey baby ;)

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

Neon Groantube Evangelion

I can literally feel the walls of reality breaking down around me the longer this video plays.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-wuffles)

dualityandsuch:

Some sleepy time Taako sketches that I told @internutter I would post.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

between-stars-and-waves:

nebezial-asheri:

decided to put these in a bit of a chronological order as i can’t help but form a story behind the scenes. it’s a storyteller’s habit. and yeah i do have an idea i would genuinely like to explore with gail simone as a crossover comic. 

i don’t want to be the writer for this. but at the same time i always found diving into these things and exploring the character chemistry was the best way to get an artistic feeling for it.

this is also how i usually develop my own stories.

anyhow, while many think this is me drawing some shipping, in fact this a proof of concept for an adventure story  featuring lara and diana. Gail simone at some point asked if they would kiss and i gave it some genuine thought. i am a character first kind of a writer, myself, so i contemplated this. then i decided, yes, probably.

after all, romantic subplots have been the bread and butter of adventure writing since its inception and i always liked that aspect of adventure stories.

 i hope this puts some things in context from my end XD

and while there will probably be a few more of these, there will be no nsfw pics. after all, camera pans away from indiana jones in those moments as well  XD

okay… there may be a chance of a kiss… but that’s about it. 

🙌🙌🙌

LET THEM SMOOCH LET THEM SMOOCH LET THEM SMOOCH :D

(via chaoswolf1982)

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits]
Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷
Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries]
Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body]
Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴

(via the-barefoot-hatter)

3AM

• Me: Is three in the morning too early to post a chapter of a fanfic?
• Also Me: [Finishes a chapter of Strange Visitors] LET'S POST THAT MOFO!