Random Australian Fact
If it isn’t poisonous, it’s venomous.
If it isn’t venomous, it’s hostile.
If it isn’t hostile, it can still rip your shit if you piss it off.
Just… don’t approach our shy and retiring wildlife without full plate armour. You’ll be safer that way.
Random Steam Powered Giraffe head cannon
The girl who The Spine was asking out for a cup of tea… works in a tea shop.
And he’s been seeing her when she’s working.
(via intelligentmess-blog)
Challenge #00324: Those pesky living authors
Analysing the work of someone still living always runs the risk of “No, that’s not what I meant at all”
Page twenty. Not bad. Especially considering that she’d written it strictly for academia and not for the national newspapers. Her analysis of Hartnell’s greater literary works was getting a lot more notice than she had ever hoped for.
The phone rang. Of course she answered it.
“Hello,” said the voice on the other end, “are you the lady who wrote Hartnell, a Feminist Before Their Time?”
“Yes,” she blushed. A phone interview! Life was looking up.
“Mister Hartnell said to tell you you got almost all of it completely backwards.”
“What?”
“Mister Hartnell–”
“I heard you, I just… Mister Hartnell told you?”
“Yes, of course. I’m his secretary.”
Blush. “I… thought he’d passed on.”
“You and his agent,” said the secretary. “He’s reading it over and he says you’ll get a more in-depth rebuke when he finishes laughing.”
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xkcd: Substitutions
LAWL
I want this as an internet filter. Yesterday. Especially on news sites.
Some genius make it happen
Only thing I’m worried about pulling off is my earrings ‘cause we’re fighting bitch
lol classic :D
(via femme-and-furious)
I did ROFLMAO
(All together now…)
Humorously done but it brings up a very good point about the song. (And I like how the guys immediately reacted, “Wow, dude, that’s not okay.”)
Seriously, even as like a ten year old I knew that line was just wrong.
I like how they beat the shit out of the rapist at the end. We need more humor on the side against rape like this video.i actually gained a point of respect for collegehumor it’s a miracle
Aaaaaaaaawwwwww yyyiiiiiiiiiiiiissssss….
(via femme-and-furious)