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The robots all seemed to be in an odd mood this morning. Well, more odd than their normal selves. The Spine was acting immature, Hatchworth was actually careful for once, and Rabbit was acting like she had just been invented.
And, of course, somehow my fedora got involved in the whole thing.
What do you do when you encounter a nest by Bunny Bennett?
Bunny nest and can be disturb when you turn on the lights or turn off the wi-fi. if you find a bunny nest of blankets and pillows LEAVE IT ALONE
To determine if Bunny is done of your shit place sting around the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the string an hour or two later
SEE! the sting is down and you see snacks everywhere so she must of left the nest at some point. This means she DOES NOT need to be rescued
If you find a bunny that does need to be rescued, put it in a dark, quiet location with wi-fi, and maybe add a laptop and some video games to entertain and keep her company. Bunnies are a hunting species and while they may look calm, they are actually very, very fierce!
NOTE: IF YOU SEE A CREATURE WITH SIMULAR LOOKS OF A BUNNY BENNETT, THAT IS A DAVID BENNETT. USE CAUTION AROUND THOSE AND NOT TO GET THEM CONFUSED
I don’t think I got enough sleep last night, to be perfectly honest. I don’t know why, maybe I couldn’t get comfortable or maybe I was having trouble breathing right from the smoke that I dealt with yesterday evening.
Either way, my being so drowsy during the day left my fedora more defenceless than normal.
Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #20:
GG read that only douches wear fedoras and confronts Him about it
[prompt given by anonymous]
Dear diary,
I think today went fairly normally. I did some work and talked with some people, some things exploded and reverse-exploded, nothing hugely out of the ordinary happened. I guess the day sort of fell apart at the end of it.
I shouldn’t have had any confidence that my fedora would be unharmed today.
Today was another day in the lab. Normally with lab work I’m assigned to somebody I know, and normally I gravitate towards working with Sam, but today I have the pleasure of working with Walter Girl Paige in one of the technical labs.
Now um, maybe choosing blue matter colours for my fedora wasn’t a wonderful idea for today.
Today was average. Go figure, seeing as I’m a technology guy, I was sent to the Hall Of Wires to do some repair work with the control panels. QWERTY kept me company.
