Finally listening to Amnesty ep 2

The Celestial Being™ sounds half like Lup and half like Griffin impersonating Kardala.

I’m also half tempted to call her the Blue Fairy.

This monster’s victims are shadows of their former selves (yuk yuk yuk)

SPIDER BRYAN?

Smart move not shooting the monster. Everyone knows that bullets don’t work on monsters.

“Not Buffy,” my butt.

Static? Is that Slenderman in the bushes?

THE TRILITHON RETURNS!

Aubrey isn’t paranoid much…

“Human on my mother AND father’s side.” LOL

Damn I love this lodge already.

“Handcrafted wooden chairs…” Magnus was here!

I also hate Jake Coolice.

Love me, love my pet. I adore it.

Is everyone in this town fair-headed?

LESBIANS! YUS!

Bigfoot dookie? Don’t be gross, Clint.

Fucking hilarious scene. LAWL.

Some dude with a divining crystal. And the bullshit starts pouring. Ned’s so busy dishing it out that he doesn’t ask about the other dude.

Now waiting for someone to say, “Ned Chicane? THAT asshole?”

The critter is either Spider Bryan or Slenderman.

Aw dangit. It’s a bobcat.

It’s the Blue Fairy. “Get your finger out, dingus!”

And out of the gate comes Taako, you know, from TV. Lol. Kidding.

It’s the realm of Jeffandrew?

I guess he Ducked out for a spell (yuk yuk yuk).

Aubrey, you just used magic a bajillion times in one sentence.

Cryptids come from the gateway!

HOLY SHIT. NOBODY’S GOING TO BELIEVE NED!

Fucking brilliant!