biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

I feel like you personally deserve to know about antique box-beds

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This story really reminds me of the Roran storyline from the inheritance series. Very excellent!

That’s interesting to know. I’m going to have to find that and have a look at it one day :D

shoefaced-gemini:

Y'all THIS is the official citrus scale. Don’t be tagging adult content as oranges when you mean grapefruit. Do it right or don’t do it at all, my dudes.

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Challenge #01969-E145: Fit to Print? — Steemit

“What’s that?” asked the newest Ambassador, G'jok.

“That is the news station. People subscribe there for the news they are interested in.”

“News,” Ambassador G'jok repeated the new word. “Is…?”

“Information disseminated as a public service. Updates on alliances, wars, commerce, entertainment… the list goes on. If there is something that interests you, you will get new information about it. The news. See?”

Ambassador G'jok considered this. “Is human thing, yes?” Meaning, This is going to be dangerous, I presume.

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ultrafacts:

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thegoddamazon:

stickyourfingerinmybutthole:

What a time to be alive

THE FUTURE IS TOTALLY NOW

OMG

Here’s one they made earlier:

The past just came back with extra trimmings.

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