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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #10:
Paige throws it into the kazooland portal
[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]
Dear Diary,
Today was another day in the lab. Normally with lab work I’m assigned to somebody I know, and normally I gravitate towards working with Sam, but today I have the pleasure of working with Walter Girl Paige in one of the technical labs.
Now um, maybe choosing blue matter colours for my fedora wasn’t a wonderful idea for today.
Beware the portals
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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #9:
Matt manages to somehow plate it in metal in an attempt to make a new type of cymbal.
[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]
Dear Diary,
Today was a rehearsal day, and Michael, Steve, and Matt came over early to help set up the rehearsal room and get the robots all ready for the long day of song programming and re-running they’d be having. Walter Girls Paige and Carolina also stepped in just in case the bots would be having any breakdowns, and I tagged along just in case.
As a joke, I wore a metallic fedora for the occasion!
A gentle reminder to only play hats made by professional instrument-makers :3
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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #8:
today walter boy sam “accidently” spilled oil all over my fedora
[prompt given by ectobreath]
Dead Diary,
Walter Guy Sam and I did a lot of work in the lab today. It was mostly cleaning of tools, organizing of parts, and other dirty work that had to be done by somebody.
This process also involved refilling oil cans, and I suppose I shouldn’t have picked a light colour for my fedora today…
See also: reasons why only the robots wear hats in Walter Manor…
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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #7:
Ravenous hedgehogs
[prompt given by internutter]
Dear Diary,
While we were out yesterday enjoying the somewhat nicer weather, Steve and Bunny and I got onto the topic of the garden’s quality. It’s overgrown and there are quite a few weeds, and we figured we may as well clean it up before springtime fully hit.
I figured, for this occasion, I might as well wear an appropriate fedora!
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Everything’s funnier with hedgehogs.
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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #6:
flattened and turned into a Frisbee
[prompt given by meefling]
Dear Diary,
Today was fairly nice weather, so the robots and a couple Walter Workers decided to go outside. The air was pretty crisp, not exactly cold but not exactly warm either.
Of all days, I thought today would be the safest to wear a fedora.
All of this from one mad chat session during an art live-stream :D
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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #5:
Marshmallow’s litterbox
[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]
Dear diary, As luck would, or I guess as unluck would have it, I was assigned to clean out Marshmallow’s litter box today. On my own. Normally three or four workers are assigned to clean it, but we are ‘understaffed’ today. Everyone showed up for work today. They just don’t like me.
To be honest, if I had to pick a day not to wear a fedora, I should have picked today.
Marshmallow strikes!
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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #3:
Put through washing machine
[prompt given by cabaretclubs]
Dear Diary,
Today I was put on laundry duty. It was mostly Walter Worker uniforms and towels, with the occasional casual wear from people taking days off, or from the Walters.
Today my fedora pretty much matched said laundry.
snickersnort
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Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor
Reason #2:
Rabbit uses her birthday flamethrower to burn it
[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]
Dear diary,
Today was Rabbit’s birthday. Well, not really, considering the bots don’t really have a specific date of ‘birth’ so to speak, but today we decided to celebrate her birthday. We threw her a party in the kitchen.
During the ‘party’, she seemed rather attentive to my fedora.
I love seventeen colours of crap out of these.
So glad to see the Bennetts happy
After all that depression news, yesterday, it was great to see you all laughing and having fun.
…I still kinda want to hug you all though…
davidmichaelbennett-deactivated:
Nope, that’s for a future future album.
And there was much rejoicing in the Fanmily :D
[Does this mean that Overdrive has a chance, too? Ooo! And what about all the *other* unreleased stuff that I’ve only heard about? ::fansquee::]
Ahem.
I… have… to go… pretend to be normal, now. Over there. ::sidles off::