Parts of the Arctic are ‘on fire’
Dear Climate Deniers:
Can you please shut the fuck up now? Pieces of the world that should be frozen solid are ON FIRE. This is worse than all of Australia being on fire. The temperature referenced in that article is in celsius, and it converts to 100F.
So shut your big fat gob about climate change conspiracies and fucking start DOING SOMETHING.
Fuck!
Fire Watch 22 Mar 2020
Lots of these fires are already out, but many are still going. You have to zoom right in to check. It’s still good to see that the fires are in a manageable state.
You can check for yourself at http://www.unorthodox.com.au/fire/
Meanwhile, everyone’s still panic-buying everything that isn’t nailed down because Covid scare. I’m so tired of this bullshit…
Fire Watch, 16 Mar 2020
There’s still many of these that are out of control, but Covid-19 has everyone’s attentions and I get it. That nonsense is a little more visceral than places you’ve never heard of being at this moment on fire. At least there’s way less of them now. So resources can go to controlling them.
Fire Watch 7 Mar 2020
Yes, I have been forgetting these. Australia is STILL on fire, but not AS on fire as it used to be. Huzzah?
I think weekly updates should be a thing, and if you’re really stressing, bookmark this: http://www.unorthodox.com.au/fire/
Then you can check for yourself. Whee.
Aussie cold seasons are shrinking:
Fire Watch 25 feb 2020
The Labor Party, once a bastion of hope for environmental sensibility, has proclaimed that coal jobs are more important than not being on fire and simultaneously flooded to shit.
Nevermind that entire nations no longer want to buy coal. Nevermind that we’re burning AND flooded because climate change. The Labor Party is off in lala land and sucking up to the almighty Coal Dollar.
…I’m gonna be sick…
Fire Watch 22 Feb 2020
Thought somewhere near us was on fire, turns out they were burning yard rubbish. Meanwhile, the rest of Australia is still burning. It never firkin ends!
Fire Watch 21 Feb 2020.
More fires in the middle, roughly the same fires on the coast… And of course red tape is preventing money flow, big shock.
Great googly moogly, this is exhausting
Fire Watch 20 Feb 2020
The news - the bits of it that weren’t about the coronavirus - is telling us that the storms this season are going to be severe. Parts of this map that are on fire are also flooded. It’s just getting worse over here.
Please vote for the environmentalists who have policies that will firkin work.
But Does it Though?
Disaster prevention looks like it did nothing. That’s how you know it’s working.