My Continuing Adventures in JavaScript

• Me: I've learned numbers, sets, strings, and how to manipulate all of those!
• Beloved: Good. You're ready.
• Me: I also made this [hands over crayon drawing of the app I want to make with all the features holding hands]
• Beloved: Great. Now all you need to do is farnarkle the grommets, actuate the splines, retriculate the manifold and you're halfway there.
• Me: ...haha wat?
• Beloved: Don't worry, I'll walk you through it.
• [Most of the day and a lot of frustration later]
• Me: I did not understand one iota of that.
• Beloved: It works though.