i-can-get-extra-with-my-ships:
supercalifragilisticosteoporosis:
ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years
IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE
Holy shit I’ve only seen this post on it came from Tumblr videos.
OH MY GOD ITS HERE ITS FINALLY ON MY FEED YES
this exists?
I FOUND IT OMG
WORLD HERITAGE POST
(Source: ultrafacts, via soren1830)

