That story? Wrote it twice.
True story. Because I thought the first and published version was lost five-ever, I got into my Instants Master File and rewrote that motherfucker from the best of my recall.
And it took ages because the master file is firkin hyuge and though I type at somewhere around thirty words per minute, the text appeared at four characters per second.
Pain.
Full.
If you want to see what the other version of that story looks like, go check out my Patreon. You just have to be part of Patreon to see it.
And now I’m going to have myself a treat and possibly go watch a DVD because the internet can’t hate me there.
