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Challenge #01020-B288: Feel the Burn

@recklessprudence - beware, contains demonic pun.

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The Spine on turtleseed asking why Rabbit’s making coffee…

Sudden visions of Rabbit, once again, having a fling with kitchen appliances. Flirting with the coffee machine…

At least it can’t be as bad as that time she got involved with the deep fryer.

She really got burned on that one.

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thefrogman:

Hejibits [website | tumblr | shop]

[h/t: tastefullyoffensive]

Bad pun is bad.

So of course I’m reblogging it for MeMum to see :)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thefrogman)

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felicefawn:

formerlybunsenturner:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

Eye see what you did there…

I’m so done with Tumblr.

Who else reckons these awful punsters should be iris‘ted?

(Source: grizzlyacorn-blog, via the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d)

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A lame joke for the LotR fans

How to Ents deal with trespassers?

They call the copse.

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I guess that’s what you call ::sunglasses:: getting your rocks off.
::runs and hides from inevitable internet backlash::

I guess that’s what you call ::sunglasses:: getting your rocks off.

::runs and hides from inevitable internet backlash::

(via zetz97-deactivated20120707)

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