Yet another TAZ:BA shitpost

I’m all into Taako being touch starved but like…

Consider:

Taako finds out one of the facilities on the lunar base for BoB is a spa/massage parlour. Because finding relics is a tough job and the agents need to relax and recuperate. Some masseuses specialise in therapies for sports-like injuries etc.

And ever after that, the first thing Taako does after the formalities are observed, is just… go there. Gets himself pampered. Steam bath. Deep tissue massage. Mani-pedi. The fucking _works_. Everything that could plausibly involve warmth and another person touching him for whatever reason.

And he never tells anyone else why he’s into all of that. It’s just part and parcel of being a fancy elf.

And Lucretia never tells him that she arranged to get it installed the instant she realised how fucking lonely he was [like five seconds after he walked into her office FFS] because she knows she ruined him and will literally do anything to try and make it up to him. Giving Taako a chance to enjoy himself won’t even partially pay it back, but seeing him smiling after a spa day is totally worth the world.