TAZ fanvid idea: free to a loving home

A Davenport video set to _My Brain is Like a Seive_ by Thomas Dolby

keep-kepler-strange:

HOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: sidekickprogram)

Challenge #01909-E085: Some Bargain — Steemit

When you got right down to it, being transformed into one of the great apes wasn’t that bad. Living expenses became super-cheap when all one needed was a hanging tyre and a blanket or three in a corner. The diet was bland, but affordable. Especially if one knew a guy who knew a guy who worked in gardening and could supply an ape with the right kind of prunings.

And, more to the point, nobody argued about late fees. Nobody with an ounce of sense or sensibility would argue with over five hundred pounds of deceptively flaccid muscle.

And yet, despite all that foreknowledge, someone was.

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Babes in the Woods - Chapter 3 - InterNutter - The Adventure Zone (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

Since AO3′s search function is doing weird things, have a link to the latest instalment.

A child is found. Duck waddles for amusement. And an urgent need for underpants.

Babes in the Woods

The Pine Guard are almost used to dealing with Abominations, by now. But this one isn’t acting like your average bom-bom. Older people are going missing, and there’s a sudden influx of children turning up lost.

And there’s something… else… with glowing eyes in the night…

YUS!

I finally finished writing _Babes in the Woods_, a Stolen Century/Amnesty crossover.

At. Firkin. Last.

Shall commence posting tomorrow.

Re: Purring Elves

I’m 10000000000% behind you on this one, but consider this:

Distressed/injured Elf purring for self-comfort: panting, short bursts of purrs at a low volume. May be felt more than heard.

Emotionally distressed Elf purring for the comfort of friends/family: Longer, deeper purrs in longer bursts. May include oscillating tones for a soporific effect.

Parental-feeling Elf purring for child: Definitely soporific oscillations in tone, low, steady volume. Almost always unbroken by breaths.

Comfy/safe Elf with friends/family: LOUD AS POSSIBLE, unbroken purr. Oscillations in tone dictated by breathing.

Feel free to use this in any purring Elf fics

Random Encounters - InterNutter - The Adventure Zone (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

It’s finished! 30 chapters of angst and fluff.

And nothing to take its place tomorrow.

Whoops.

Completely random Taako thought

Taako has two modes of physical interaction:

a) This is a social obligation touch, you can’t afford me at my regular rates

b) How many limbs does this fucking Elf have hugtopus

There is no middle ground.