Daily OpusEverything I write is freely rebloggable. Just keep the source and tell people about my books :D [Until I decide otherwise, my pronouns are Ze/Hir/Hirself. As in "Ze went to the shops to get hir medication hirself". Thank you for the respect.]
There’s something elegant in its lack of pretense. It twists so far into self-parody it wraps all the way back around to become a confession.
It is ‘the act of playing “Born in the USA” on the 4th of July without having ever paid attention to anything but the chorus’ melted down into jewelry.
It is a Happy Meal prize from a universe where the McDonalds mascot is Ted McNugent.
It is your best defense, your only defense, against the scourge of Communist Wolfpires.
It is the faction Symbol of America… if America was a faction in Warhammer 40K.
It is a monument to our sin at only $39.99 $24.97 with free shipping.
It is…
Blingoism.
Real life continues to transform into an Onion article
Real life continues to convince me to get the fuck off this planet
