i-dragonqueen:

Credits to French cartoonist Pénélope Bagieu. I only translated it because I like translating stuff.

Keep reading

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dragontatoes:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

bing0-b0ng0:

glumshoe:

triangles are the most futuristic shape

not to seem rude but have you seen hexagons?

hexagons are just six triangles kissing

Ha ha! Get a room, triangles!

polygony

(via buellersfueller)

profeminist:

“MEN (& everyone!) PRACTICE THIS:

- Can I do this?

- would you like it if I…?

- I would really like to…

- No? OK. What would you prefer?

- If you arent into it I respect that.

- Does this feel good?

-  Is this ok?

- Are you having fun?

- How do you feel?

- What do you want?”

  - kale snow

brightlotusmoon:

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erpsicle:

birdsbirds:

hookteeth:

DUCKS DO IT TOO

good news, everyone.

oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.

(Source: shortvideosandstuff, via untruthsteller)

recoil-operated:

krinkshame:

tilthat:

TIL that 23% of the crew aboard Christopher Columbus’ ship “Santa Maria” was named “Juan”.

via reddit.com

That’s nearly a three to juan ratio 

You son of a bitch

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hufflepuffgirl01:

yeet-ceit:

dashas-hideous-laughter:

srsfunny:

After all these years…

Damn, that calls for a cigarette

Hehehheh, oh whoops

Whoever burned the library of Alexandria

Your mom’s a ho

(Source: srsfunny, via brittascribbles)

butterflyinthewell:

A busker plays music for a blind autistic girl sitting in a wheelchair. She’s being allowed to stim (flapping and rubbing her shirt) and respond to the music her own natural way. The busker places her hand on the guitar to let her see what is creating the music, and she smiles as he sings to her.

They made a connection.

That is autism acceptance.

Take note. Many autistic people will open up to you like a flower if you gently connect with them in ways that work for them instead of forcing them to connect with you in ways that only work for you.

I hope that sweet kid grows up to be a musician or artist! :)

(Source: iwillnotdieamonster, via the-ghost-who-sold-the-world)