scripturient-manipulator:

bookmania:

Seven years after, I see you again 😚

Guys this completely changed my writing, heed it. I often do an entire draft just looking at sentence variation and oftentimes the results are absolutely transformative in the difference.

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allthenamesilikearetaken:

sweet-cherry-fairy:

ladynorbert:

raisehelia:

nonespark:

strikercorbie:

g8dtier:

avodaco:

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.

and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

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musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

It’s back again!

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tazficrecs:

trashvarietyhour:

janin (who wrote this comic) & i were re-listening to that episode where taako & kravitz share two bottles of wine at their pottery class, and we remembered this bit of canon trivia about taako and almost died

This is the comic that made me decide to listen to taz

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cloperella:

that was awesome

this delights me

I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS VIDEO BUT I NEVER FOUND IT AGAIN BUT HERE IT IS YEEES

I LOVE IT WHEN STUDENTS JUST DECIDE TO DO THEIR OWN FUN THING AND IT SOUNDS SO GREAT SINCE THEY ALL LOVE IT

@schrodingers-kitty-cat

Everytime this comes around, it’s still just as amazing

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hufflepuffgirl01:

yeet-ceit:

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srsfunny:

After all these years…

Damn, that calls for a cigarette

Hehehheh, oh whoops

Whoever burned the library of Alexandria

Your mom’s a ho

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:/

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:)

A little update <3

I still read all of your lovely replies! I have not given up on art my friends! I have even started my own webcomic on webtoon! It’s called Seth In Space and it would mean a lot to me if you would support me there! Love you all and happy halloween!!

Hey everyone! I set up a Patreon!!

You don’t have to reblog this version, I just thought that maybe more people would see this message if I posted it here. I’ve been trying my best to save money in order to move out of my parents home as… I don’t feel safe here anymore and I feel it would be better for my mental health.

I figured this way, I’ll be able to give back to those who support me! I care about you guys as much as you care about me. I’m hoping to save up enough to move out, finally, as well as a computer I can call my own so I can finally be able to draw freely!

Thank you all SO MUCH for your support!! It warms my heart!! I love you all!!

Here’s the link to my Patreon! Please check it out and spread the word!

this warmed my heart so i wanted to share :3

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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ianvs:

misandry-mermaid:

jessehimself:

The Fear of Free Women

I love the idea of men back in the day being terrified of being sexually outperformed by a fucking bicycle.

Pretty sure most men today are sexually outperformed by a bicycle.

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cyndaquil17:

sleeping-with-the-suicidal:

maddisonkennedy:

myreticentvale:

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

Couldn’t scroll

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

Keep the flame spread the tag.

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